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@moxie , need you to break out the slappaho gloves again:

Coworker at 8AM: "When's the next A/R meeting? Is it tomorrow?"
Me: No, we bumped it to Friday because a bunch of people were going to be in Staten Island. And it's not the full A/R meeting it's the client contribution only, over zoom.
Coworker at 8:15AM: Okay, so when is the next full A/R meeting? Is it tomorrow?
Me: No, it's not on the calendar yet, but at my desk in the office I have the tentative date written down, and I will set the meeting up tomorrow when I return to the office.

Meantime, coworker takes it upon themselves to email a bunch of other people asking when the next full meeting is. Now i get:
Bosszilla at 9AM: I'm forwarding this to Hu, tell everyone when the next A/R meeting is
Me: Already answered this, it's FRIDAY, on zoom, and it's the Client only meeting, next full one isn't on the calendar yet.
Coworker replies all: thank you!

Coworker at 9:30: Do we need a room for the Friday meeting?
Me: NO, It's over ZOOM
Coworker: Thanks!

Some other VP at 10:15: Hello, can someone answer Karen's question about when the next A/R meeting is? I have it as tomorrow, but we are all going to be in Staten Island
Me: YES, I know, you already told me about Staten Island, so I re-scheduled the Client A/R to Friday. It's Friday! Client A/R only! Over Zoom! No date yet for the next full A/R, will get you the date tomorrow!!!
Coworker Karen: Thank you!
 
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You damn corn cob eaters are just now figuring this out ?

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You damn corn cob eaters are just now figuring this out ?

Major League Soccer Smh GIF by New York Red Bulls


And while you are at it get some brothas on the team!
It's like watching Wisconsin west team!

Wow Fuckin Racists!
I did not realize you were blind. How do you watch foosball in braille?

*Also, no one eats the cobs. We wipe our arses with thems.
 
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@moxie , need you to break out the slappaho gloves again:

Coworker at 8AM: "When's the next A/R meeting? Is it tomorrow?"
Me: No, we bumped it to Friday because a bunch of people were going to be in Staten Island. And it's not the full A/R meeting it's the client contribution only, over zoom.
Coworker at 8:15AM: Okay, so when is the next full A/R meeting? Is it tomorrow?
Me: No, it's not on the calendar yet, but at my desk in the office I have the tentative date written down, and I will set the meeting up tomorrow when I return to the office.

Meantime, coworker takes it upon themselves to email a bunch of other people asking when the next full meeting is. Now i get:
Bosszilla at 9AM: I'm forwarding this to Hu, tell everyone when the next A/R meeting is
Me: Already answered this, it's FRIDAY, on zoom, and it's the Client only meeting, next full one isn't on the calendar yet.
Coworker replies all: thank you!

Coworker at 9:30: Do we need a room for the Friday meeting?
Me: NO, It's over ZOOM
Coworker: Thanks!

Some other VP at 10:15: Hello, can someone answer Karen's question about when the next A/R meeting is? I have it as tomorrow, but we are all going to be in Staten Island
Me: YES, I know, you already told me about Staten Island, so I re-scheduled the Client A/R to Friday. It's Friday! Client A/R only! Over Zoom! No date yet for the next full A/R, will get you the date tomorrow!!!
Coworker Karen: Thank you!
Might I recommend my tried & true canned response for just these types of situations?
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I did not realize you were blind. How do you watch foosball in braille?

*Also, no one eats the cobs. We wipe our arses with thems.

Oh that midwest edumcation is paying off
 
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