tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[steelerssb]

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me..."

 

[BigRedMoe]

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me..."

Your co-worker has a mental disorder that makes them think they are in the movie Groundhog Day.

 

[tabascojet]

Which one of you nerds is the superhero movie aficionado?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Yet another Tesla recall. How long can Tesla stock stay so overpriced?

Over 1M Teslas recalled because windows can pinch fingers

Tesla is recalling nearly 1.1 million vehicles in the U.S. because the windows can pinch a person’s fingers when being rolled up.

www.seattletimes.com

LOL @ tards who can't get their fingers out of the way of a closing window

 

[BigRedMoe]

Which one of you nerds is the superhero movie aficionado?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Which one of you nerds is the superhero movie aficionado?

It's pretty much everyone except me and @Flavortown Tebow . We're the only two in here who don't seem to go gaga for every marvel movie or series

 

[CorpRebel]

It's pretty much everyone except me and @Flavortown Tebow . We're the only two in here who don't seem to go gaga for every marvel movie or series

WHAT Marvel Movies???

 

[Hu War Yu]

WHAT Marvel Movies???

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Oh, sorry, forgot about you DC nerds

 

[beardown07]

It's pretty much everyone except me and @Flavortown Tebow . We're the only two in here who don't seem to go gaga for every marvel movie or series

ahem

 

[Peter Gozintite]

It's pretty much everyone except me and @Flavortown Tebow . We're the only two in here who don't seem to go gaga for every marvel movie or series

 

[CorpRebel]

WHAT Marvel Movies???

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Oh, sorry, forgot about you DC nerds

They ALL look the same to me...

 

[steelerssb]

It's pretty much everyone except me and @Flavortown Tebow . We're the only two in here who don't seem to go gaga for every marvel movie or series

Oh hi there.

 

[Thumper]

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me the metrics on X."
Me: "We don't have a way to separate metrics on X away from metrics on Y."

Next day

Co-worker: "Can you tell me..."

Dildo & vibrator sales, eh? You can't fool me, I could tell instantly.

 

[Hu War Yu]

LOL at typos:

"budjet planning"

 

[steelerssb]

Dildo & vibrator sales, eh? You can't fool me, I could tell instantly.

3/10 attempt.

 

[Hu War Yu]

ahem

Dude, you REEK of Dungeons and Dragons

Your favorite is the Hulk, don't deny it

Oh hi there.

Oh, right, you're the Disney Princess nerd, my bad

 

[steelerssb]

Oh, right, you're the Disney Princess nerd, my bad

Well...Princess Leia technically is a Disney princess now.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Dude, you REEK of Dungeons and Dragons


Your favorite is the Hulk, don't deny it

Oh, right, you're the Disney Princess nerd, my bad

I have never watched a Marvel, or DC movie. I have happened to walk by a tv that some of that kiddy garbage was on, but I have never turned on and watched a single thing from any comic book bullshit.

 

[CorpRebel]

LOL at typos:

"budjet planning"

You must be hiring college football players - right???

 

[tabascojet]

Just watched Spiderman no way home.....was this a hit? And why? You let dr strange kill those villains and movie is over in 80 minutes. No instead we have to dig up grandpa Toby and Andrew and have sone homo buddy cop movie for the last hour.