Tuesday - There's a Hurricane coming through

ill said:
heading to NY this weekend for a wedding...looking at breweries and whatnot near Warwick, NY...there are options
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What is the bridesmaid game looking like?
 
Fish said:
Neighbor in Florida just called me. Said he took the top off my shade gazebo and found a place to store it and the tv from inside it. Tied down the furniture. I really appreciate that, no way I could get down there. I just figured it would get torn up or not, praying it wouldn't.

He's a great guy.

Lucky I answered the call, he wasn't in my contacts. He is now.
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that's great news! Prey tell, did he spread some of that protective sand around?
 
Kachina said:
Anybody else ever watch the beach cams while a hurricane approaches?

I'm watching Miami's now as I work.

www.miamiandbeaches.com

See Miami and Miami Beach Webcams

See Miami and Miami Beach Webcams Live! View webcams all around Miami, until you can sink your toes into our sandy shores.
www.miamiandbeaches.com www.miamiandbeaches.com
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I watched the hard Rock Punta Cana one last week until it went offline
 
Fish said:
So now he just sent me a text with pics of how he tied all the furniture down. Also said let him know when we're coming and he'd move my storage trailer over. Asked where I wanted it.
I said Man no need for that, I've got 4 anchors deep in the ground holding it down, I'll get it when I get there. He says Well if you change your mind let me know.
He came from Ohio originally, so I know that everyone from there isn't a jackoff.
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Next time a hurricane comes off the Lake Erie I am going to get to the Home Depot right quick and get me some sand
 
Huh, got a call from my doctor's office yesterday which I missed, thought it was to schedule my annual.

They called again early this morning and when I answered, the woman asked me to identify myself and then said that someone using my name was asking for an Oxy prescription in a town 230 miles from me.

I've never been prescribed the stuff.
 
ill said:
there will be bang
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FWIW, my wife freaking HATES when I used that word. We will be watching a show and I'll say the characters are gonna bang. She does not like that atoll!
 
MTVike said:
Huh, got a call from my doctor's office yesterday which I missed, thought it was to schedule my annual.

They called again early this morning and when I answered, the woman asked me to identify myself and then said that someone using my name was asking for an Oxy prescription in a town 230 miles from me.

I've never been prescribed the stuff.
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I don't want to tell tales outside of school, but @HammerDown
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
FWIW, my wife freaking HATES when I used that word. We will be watching a show and I'll say the characters are gonna bang. She does not like that atoll!
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How about "balling"? I first heard that used by Raquel Welch in an interview she did with Playboy when I was a young one.

I figured if she used it, it was alright.
 
MTVike said:
How about "balling"? I first heard that used by Raquel Welch in an interview she did with Playboy when I was a young one.

I figured if she used it, it was alright.
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Not sure but I am happy to beta test it.
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
FWIW, my wife freaking HATES when I used that word. We will be watching a show and I'll say the characters are gonna bang. She does not like that atoll!
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one couple I am friends with calls it "getting cheeks"

"did you get birthday cheeks from that girl?"

that's one of the more unique ones
 
God damnit!

I'm about to piss my pants!

Men's bathroom on this floor has a shitter and a urinal. One company recently hired this young cocksucker who locks the main door into the bathroom when he takes a shit.

WTF.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
God damnit!

I'm about to piss my pants!

Men's bathroom on this floor has a shitter and a urinal. One company recently hired this young cocksucker who locks the main door into the bathroom when he takes a shit.

WTF.
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You lost access to the handicapped bathroom?
 
MTVike said:
Huh, got a call from my doctor's office yesterday which I missed, thought it was to schedule my annual.

They called again early this morning and when I answered, the woman asked me to identify myself and then said that someone using my name was asking for an Oxy prescription in a town 230 miles from me.

I've never been prescribed the stuff.
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Aren't you a shrink?

Were they saying you prescribed it to them?
 
ill said:
one couple I am friends with calls it "getting cheeks"

"did you get birthday cheeks from that girl?"

that's one of the more unique ones
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That's an interesting one. I used to like "bumpin' uglies" but its hard finding the appropriate time for that one
 
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