Tuesday - There's a Hurricane coming through

FWIW, my wife freaking HATES when I used that word. We will be watching a show and I'll say the characters are gonna bang. She does not like that atoll!
Good to know. When we double-date next week, I'll be sure not to mention all the chicks I finger-banged back in junior high.
 
Huh, got a call from my doctor's office yesterday which I missed, thought it was to schedule my annual.

They called again early this morning and when I answered, the woman asked me to identify myself and then said that someone using my name was asking for an Oxy prescription in a town 230 miles from me.

I've never been prescribed the stuff.
Schitts Creek Do Not Want GIF by CBC
 
one couple I am friends with calls it "getting cheeks"

"did you get birthday cheeks from that girl?"

that's one of the more unique ones
"Hide the weeny".
 
Official West Florida Playlist:

“Rock You Like A Hurricane” – The Scorpions
“Riders On The Storm” – The Doors
“Gimme Shelter” – The Rolling Stones
"Five feet high and rising" - Johnny Cash
“Ridin’ The Storm Out” – REO Speedwagon
“Have You Ever Seen The Rain” – Creedence Clearwater Revival
“Stormy Monday Blues” – T-Bone Walker
“Here Comes The Rain Again” – Eurythmics
 
Aren't you a shrink?

Were they saying you prescribed it to them?
Was a psychologist based in the school system.

Not an M.D. That would be a psychiatrist.
 
Was a psychologist based in the school system.

Not an M.D. That would be a psychiatrist.
Ah.

Well did they say that you were the one trying to get it, or that you prescribed it?
 
Yes, and putting up with your nonsense isn't one of them.
...are you actually doing something about it?

I have yet to see you do anything...

except call names...

is that you doing something?
 
...are you actually doing something about it?

I have yet to see you do anything...

except call names...

is that you doing something?
Yes. That's me being completely dismissive of your nonsense.

You're like the flip side of the katie girl coin, but less entertaining.
 
Ah.

Well did they say that you were the one trying to get it, or that you prescribed it?
Nurse (?) said the pharmacy in the other town reported that I had requested it.

Then she paused...It felt weird, like she was accusing me, but I guess that happens a lot.

"Not me," I said. "Never used the stuff."
 
Anybody else ever watch the beach cams while a hurricane approaches?

I'm watching Miami's now as I work.

Key West would probably be better now
 
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