Wizard of Oz to Get LGBTQ-Inclusive, Racially Diverse Remake

Classic black character?

Like, uh, Nigher Jim? And John Coffee, the convicted kid raper?
It won't be long until they remake "Look Who's Coming To Dinner" and they will cast a white guy as the shocking person.
 
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Toto were not in Frisco anymore.
 
Are you under the impression that entertainment isn’t already ruined? Scripted TV is all but dead. Movies are all sequels, remakes, comic book adaptations or Star Wars. It’s a vast wasteland out there.
Scripted tv is dead? Some of the best shows of all time have been very recent. Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones (except the ending...), The Wire, Mad Men, etc.
 
Meanwhile a white woman better dare not put a certain shade lipstick on.



 
Isn't Julie Garland already a gay icon?

she's such a gay icon her kid is a gay icon. i have to imagine 90% of wizard of oz fans are LGBTQ
 
This shit is going to ruin entertainment. It's already ruined pro sports and the same is happening to Hollywood (or what's left of it).
wait, have they been putting token whites on teams and I missed it?
 
It's about time.

Lizzo would make a good Dorothy

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if we're being real, Dorothy is being played by some young pop star none of us should be familiar with. that said, glinda the good witch should be Lady Gaga

 
Currently watching Barry.

Better Call Saul is up there.

Also enjoying House of the Dragon and Rings of Power, which I know are off of books and universes built by authors, but they are not being pulled right from the novels.
There's just an overabundance of stuff out there right now. I watched the first two episodes of Dragon, didn't care for the characters, so couldn't get into it. LOTR was one of my favorite things, liked the production and the story well enough, but by episode three, I didn't want to watch, have things going on. Give me an easy watch like Greg Garcia's latest "Sprung". got into Reservation Dogs. Shorter episodes are just easier to digest.
 
Are we talking about the same George Carlin?
carlin would be roasting you snowflakes talking about cancel culture.


 
to get off topic, or the old and new topic combined. this is a decade ago. this was a great panel discussion while being hilarious. just going to start with quinn on an old carlin bit



it's all about context. there's too many no talent hacks out there no adays with no bit other than "oh, are you offended by that?" where they just say the laziest shit, with no nuance or joke in there other than casual racism. i know most won't understand, as the old bits work. fuck just mention/insinuate hillary whenever someone dies, it'll get a cheap laugh. it's not a tough code to crack. don't know why more people don't get on that grift to be honest.
 
Let's guess the cast.

Dorothy - They'll definitely gonna go fat and black here so gotta be Lizzo.

Dorthy's Parents - Biracial gay couple. George Takei and Ian McKellen.

Wicked Witch - Is now a man and is now also racist with orange skin instead of green. Probably played by Neil Patrick Harris.

Scarecrow - Elliot Page

Tin Man - Lebron James

Cowardly Lion - Seth Rogen

The Good Witch - Caitlin Jenner

Wizard of Oz - Now a woman. Maybe that one lesbian from SNL.

The Lollipop Guild - No midgets allowed so it's all just different versions of Danny Devito.

Perfection.
 
It's about time.

Lizzo would make a good Dorothy

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I legit did not see this before I made my guess for the cast.

The only problem is that I don't think the tornado would be able to pick her up and take her to Oz.
 
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