tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[moxie]

are you drilling top down, or bottom up?


WooooOOOOO

:duckface:

Bottom up...
I'd *ahem* SOMEONE is going to lay under the planter and shove the drill underneath and WHHIIIRRRRRR!! Drill right up into dat bech!

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Bottom up...
I'd *ahem* SOMEONE is going to lay under the planter and shove the drill underneath and WHHIIIRRRRRR!! Drill right up into dat bech!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

My brother just sent me this ... lol

 

[Dolemite censored]

Soooo... if someone forgot to drill a drainage hole in a pot and then filled it up with rocks, dirts and carefully arranged plants, what's the worst that could happen if some NOW drilled a hole in the filled pot? Nothing, right?

You turn it over on the side, then drill the hole hard.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Invasion of the hairy ass, venemous caterpillars in Virginia.

These MFers are hideous. Almost as hideous as Regine, right @craigk217




(CNN)It's small, hairy and you don't want to get anywhere near it.
It is considered to be one of the most venomous caterpillars in the US, and there have been multiple reports of the puss caterpillar appearing in "parks or near structures" in eastern Virginia.
The Virginia Department of Forestry is warning residents to stay away from the caterpillar because it has venomous spines across its thick, furry coat.
"There are little hollow hairs in that fluffy, hairy material," Theresa Dellinger, a diagnostician at the Insect Identification Lab at Virginia Tech University, told CNN. "It's not going to reach out and bite you, but if someone brushes up against that hair, it'll release toxins that you'll have a reaction to."

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wait.

You ... you bet on a baseball game???

Were you really drunk, or high, or something, and thought you were betting on something else?

I was trying go broke so I would have, yet another, reason to not go back.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I was trying go broke so I would have, yet another, reason to not go back.

Ah, that's make sense.
For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why the hell you, knowing your feelings about baseball, would bet on it, and I was a little worried.

At least you didn't say something like, "I drank tequila last night," then I'd be really, really worried!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Ah, that's make sense.
For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why the hell you, knowing your feelings about baseball, would bet on it, and I was a little worried.

At least you didn't say something like, "I drank tequila last night," then I'd be really, really worried!

It was on the dodgers too. @moxie

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Actually was listening to some local bettors radio and sitting at the computer. All the guys said they liked the Dodgers, so i loaded up on it.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

It was on the dodgers too. @moxie

I was about to give you an earful, but then realized you must've bet on them to lose, which, of course, is entirely acceptable (although not acceptable they didn't lose).

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Actually was listening to some local bettors radio and sitting at the computer. All the guys said they liked the Dodgers, so i loaded up on it.

The Dodgers suck donkey dicks in hell!!!

 

[Mofo]

Speaking of creepy stalking...I had interviewed at a gov't bureau last year, was told I was not going to be hired. Today I got an email from them, saying my resume was being reviewed and will be forwarded to the hiring manager if I am deemed most competitive.

It's a common story. The federal government takes an incredibly long time to fill lots of positions- important ones too. Sometimes people that apply, either in person or via USAJOBS.gov hear about it several months later.

 

[blindbaby]

**WARNING**

Not for the feint of heart...

 

[wings-pens2166]

It's a common story. The federal government takes an incredibly long time to fill lots of positions- important ones too. Sometimes people that apply, either in person or via USAJOBS.gov hear about it several months later.

At my last command, the average length was between 8 and 9 months. Often the candidate finally selected would be like thanks, but no thanks; I’ve already found a different job. And we’d end up settling for the 3rd or 4th best selection...or start the whole stupid process over again.

 

[Camfantasy]

I did a lumbar spine series on a lady earlier and asked what that metal thing in her abdomen was and she said behind my liver? I said yeah.... And she said that's a bullet... My husband shot me and then killed himself

 

[Inquisitor]

**WARNING**

Not for the feint of heart...

 

[Inquisitor]

Bye A-holes.

 

[Hu War Yu]

It's a common story. The federal government takes an incredibly long time to fill lots of positions- important ones too. Sometimes people that apply, either in person or via USAJOBS.gov hear about it several months later.

What's really weird though, is I already had an interview sometime in the last year, and they told me I was no longer a candidate for that position. This just came out of blue after I had already written this agency off.

 

[Inquisitor]

What's really weird though, is I already had an interview sometime in the last year, and they told me I was no longer a candidate for that position. This just came out of blue after I had already written this agency off.

Obvious they need a decoy badly.

 

[Hu War Yu]

At my last command, the average length was between 8 and 9 months. Often the candidate finally selected would be like thanks, but no thanks; I’ve already found a different job. And we’d end up settling for the 3rd or 4th best selection...or start the whole stupid process over again.

That's what I'm guessing, the person they hired instead of me didn't work out for whatever reason, so they're going back down the list and seeing who is still available.

I felt like I had nailed that interview. I mean, maybe I was TOO good