tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Hu War Yu]

Obvious they need a decoy badly.

I just wanna be an efficient administrator!!! I don't wanna take bullets for anybody

 

[Inquisitor]

I just wanna be an efficient administrator!!! I don't wanna take bullets for anybody

If they ask "What's the frequency, Kenneth," don't answer.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Every week I think the thursday night game is on NFLN, and then when I turn on the TV, it's actually on Fox

 

[Mofo]

What's really weird though, is I already had an interview sometime in the last year, and they told me I was no longer a candidate for that position. This just came out of blue after I had already written this agency off.

Sadly, that’s also a common story. The federal government isn’t exactly known for being a model of efficiency.

Congratulations, btw. It’s always nice to be wanted.

 

[wings-pens2166]

I just wanna be an efficient administrator!!! I don't wanna take bullets for anybody

Samesies

 

[Hu War Yu]

Sadly, that’s also a common story. The federal government isn’t exactly known for being a model of efficiency.

Congratulations, btw. It’s always nice to be wanted.

It was nice the first time, until they told me to go urinate up a rope!

The job I'm in right now is the ONLY place in my job history that came looking for me

 

[Peter Gozintite]

The Dodgers suck donkey dicks in hell!!!

They won me 20k, and they have my favorite player. That I didnt know exiated until he became the only reason im glad baseball is still on life support.

I did a lumbar spine series on a lady earlier and asked what that metal thing in her abdomen was and she said behind my liver? I said yeah.... And she said that's a bullet... My husband shot me and then killed himself

Glad you asked then huh?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

That's what I'm guessing, the person they hired instead of me didn't work out for whatever reason, so they're going back down the list and seeing who is still available.

I felt like I had nailed that interview. I mean, maybe I was TOO good

 

[WestEndVol]

I did a lumbar spine series on a lady earlier and asked what that metal thing in her abdomen was and she said behind my liver? I said yeah.... And she said that's a bullet... My husband shot me and then killed himself

 

[wings-pens2166]

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Yes?

 

[trojanfan12]

This the thread where we complain about former and present family members?

Because I have some complaints

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Obvious they need a decoy badly.

Or a fall guy

 

[trojanfan12]

fuck @SteelersPride fuck @Sportsguy fuck @Win TWINS!!! fuck @Hu War Yu

fuck me not having vcash over there....

Bullshit. You have $0.12

 

[trojanfan12]

I did a lumbar spine series on a lady earlier and asked what that metal thing in her abdomen was and she said behind my liver? I said yeah.... And she said that's a bullet... My husband shot me and then killed himself

lol

Something tells me that wasn't the reply you expected.

 

[Camfantasy]

They won me 20k, and they have my favorite player. That I didnt know exiated until he became the only reason im glad baseball is still on life support.

Glad you asked then huh?

lol

Something tells me that wasn't the reply you expected.

 

[Camfantasy]

I told my buddy that story and he said "so what do you even say to that?"

And I said "so you're single?"

 

[Handicappers]

I did a lumbar spine series on a lady earlier and asked what that metal thing in her abdomen was and she said behind my liver? I said yeah.... And she said that's a bullet... My husband shot me and then killed himself

 

[Tin Man]

You’ve left it like this since shortly before midnight?

 

[blindbaby]

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You’ve left it like this since shortly before midnight?

Not midnight pacific time, though. A sneaky/subtle, yet clutch maneuver.

 

[tabascojet]

Nice dj move @Hu War Yu ....
Over 60 here under 59 there