tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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p sure my dryer is shot.

The "extra low" heat setting is really not low at all.
 
You must love aan in black tights. That is one of your favorites, and probably the most commonly used one that I can think of.

Yes, I love the gifs from that ... I guess it's a video.
I couldn't care less if it's commonly used.
I don't post it for any reason other than it never fails to make me laugh.

And now for my daily dancin' punkin' head gif ...

I think I'm in a Vogue mood today:
The Pumpkin Dance Dancing GIF by Halloween
 
Must be peaking. Your "over the hill" might be more like "thrown off a cliff". Don't challenge mother nature, or father time. They are ultimately undefeated kid.
I think you're right about the first sentence which does at least make me cognizant. Finding that line of do everything while I can but not tempting fate later on either.
 


Not smart. That guy is an idiot. The cost of gas for an 8 hour round trip (500 miles?) eats up most - if not all - the money from mileage reimbursement. Plus 8 hours behind the wheel fucking around in traffic vs. relaxing on a plane with drinks and a movie for free.
 
Not smart. That guy is an idiot. The cost of gas for an 8 hour round trip (500 miles?) eats up most - if not all - the money from mileage reimbursement. Plus 8 hours behind the wheel fucking around in traffic vs. relaxing on a plane with drinks and a movie for free.

The Falcons reimbursement might be slightly better than the governments .565 cents/mile
 
Not smart. That guy is an idiot. The cost of gas for an 8 hour round trip (500 miles?) eats up most - if not all - the money from mileage reimbursement. Plus 8 hours behind the wheel fucking around in traffic vs. relaxing on a plane with drinks and a movie for free.
What if he drives an EV?
 
Came back last night to a ticket for an expired plate (spoiler alert, it actually expires in December) and the dummy who wrote the ticket wrote on it that the plate expired in 2012, a full five years before that plate was even issued.

Meter maids really are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
 
Not smart. That guy is an idiot. The cost of gas for an 8 hour round trip (500 miles?) eats up most - if not all - the money from mileage reimbursement. Plus 8 hours behind the wheel fucking around in traffic vs. relaxing on a plane with drinks and a movie for free.
Before my brain’s fuse got lit by the potential of ridickaliss maths, all I could think was that my time is far too valuable to waste by sitting in the car for one minute longer than necessary. Fuck every bit of that noise right in the ear hole.
 
Yes, I love the gifs from that ... I guess it's a video.
I couldn't care less if it's commonly used.
I don't post it for any reason other than it never fails to make me laugh.

And now for my daily dancin' punkin' head gif ...

I think I'm in a Vogue mood today:
The Pumpkin Dance Dancing GIF by Halloween
skeletontappingfingersonhead.gif
 
Before my brain’s fuse got lit by the potential of ridickaliss maths, all I could think was that my time is far too valuable to waste by sitting in the car for one minute longer than necessary. Fuck every bit of that noise right in the ear hole.

All that time in interstate and local traffic would "drive" me nuts.
 
Came back last night to a ticket for an expired plate (spoiler alert, it actually expires in December) and the dummy who wrote the ticket wrote on it that the plate expired in 2012, a full five years before that plate was even issued.

Meter maids really are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

What really sucks is you're still going to have to waste your time dealing with the ticket - contesting it.
 
Came back last night to a ticket for an expired plate (spoiler alert, it actually expires in December) and the dummy who wrote the ticket wrote on it that the plate expired in 2012, a full five years before that plate was even issued.

Meter maids really are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
Must be that NEW "maff" they teach these days - Right @moxie ? :biggrin:
 
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