SKOOOOOOO home ducklings, you don't belong in the desert.
Peking Duck is what's for dinner tonight, and every night until we send the rejects from Eugene back home.
Basketball and now football, we are your daddy.
Our coeds are better looking
Our academics are better
Our colors are better
B1G doesn't want you, B12 doesn't want you, your colors are ugly, Auburn sucks and yet their reject QB starts at your school.
Stick to track & field and changing your jerseys, because when push comes to shove, no one shits the bed like a Duck.
Get the get tissues ready
@OregonDucks, because no doubt you'll be crying as your try and find ways your soon-to-be 2 loss Ducks 'make the playoffs and dominate (insert team name)'. Your season ends this weekend.
pray for oregon
fuck oregon
SKOOOOOOOOOO Wilcats