Need to induce vomiting? Come to this thread.

[HammerDown]

 

[Mofo]

I'm relatively immune, having watched almost 12 full minutes of A-Rod doing studio commentary.

 

[HammerDown]

Tell me again, this guy is really attractive, right?

 

[Handicappers]

Best infielder in multiple generations

 

[Mofo]

Tell me again, this guy is really attractive, right?

You'd have to ask women. I would think they'd be all over Ryan Roberts, but only because I'm gay for ugly neck tattoos.

 

[HammerDown]

Best infielder in multiple generations

“if based upon… intangibles!”

 

[HammerDown]

“he may be the most talented slap hitter of our generation”

A Baltimore chop from Jeter. “…what a fine piece of hitting from Jetes!”

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

 

[HammerDown]

“Name another 2B with more jump-throws than Jeter. Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Derek Jeter needed the Yankees way more than the Yankees needed Derek Jeter.

If Jeter had played for the Royals, no one would have remembered him.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Derek Jeter needed the Yankees way more than the Yankees needed Derek Jeter.

If Jeter had played for the Royals, no one would have remembered him.

Right, just ask Brett Saberhagen

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Right, just ask Brett Saberhagen

Exactly.

If Bret Saberhagen had played for the Yankees, people would spell his first name right.

 

[HammerDown]

“great hitter”