Colonoscopy - Just Do It

Fog said:
Just don't stick a finger up my ass....is that what you're saying?
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I'm not scared of cancer, and if it kills me I am ok with it. I'm probably way more likely to end up with lung or skin cancer, and I'm not getting checked for that. If that's what kills me, listen closely, OH FUCKING WELL.
 
wildturkey said:
The TV tells me that I can just shit in a box, mail it, and some time later I'll get a letter saying if I have colon cancer or not. Why not just shit in a box?
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Be prepared to repeat test multiple times. The viability of the "sample" is a very short time. Do not mail over the weekend. My wife tried that one. Never again.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I'm not scared of cancer, and if it kills me I am ok with it. I'm probably way more likely to end up with lung or skin cancer, and I'm not getting checked for that. If that's what kills me, listen closely, OH FUCKING WELL.
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You remind me of this All in the Family episode....

 
Peter Gozintite said:
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm perfectly OK with dying. I am perfectly OK with dying and not existing after my life, just like everything was before my life. I don't think we are any more significant than any other life on this planet at the end. Life is bigger than just people, imo.
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Mmkay Pete.
 
huskers1217 said:
I'm about to go do a meeting on the crapper. I hope i don't have to talk
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hopefully your morning chud isn't too meaty, otherwise the other meeting participants might be hearing the occasional "*BLOOMP*!" coming from your feed
 
Wild Turkey said:
Here is the deal if you are between the ages 45 to 50 then it's time to put the big boy britches on and go get a colonoscopy. Why? Well because it has the potential to save your life and it's not that big of a deal. I had my first this year and I had put it off for several years but my wife wouldn't quit riding me about it and my doctor finally told me it wasn't an option, so I did it.

Well, they found 6 polyps and one of them was precancerous so it was a dang good thing I did it. How serious was the precancerous one? Now, I've got to get another one in a year to see if it comes back so it's a concern. The doctor said I came at the right time because if I had gone a couple of more years I very well could have had cancer and had to deal with everything that comes with it.

I consider myself lucky (even though my butt is going to get probed yearly for the next couple of years) and I'm glad I did it. If you haven't done then just bite the bullet and go do it because it so much easier to take care of an issue in the early stages then it is to wait and deal with full-blown cancer. I don't have a history of cancer in my family and I don't have any kind of colon problems in my family either so I thought it was a big waste of time. I was wrong so whatever excuse you have for not doing it forget that and just do it.

Be healthy.
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Just shit in a box and send it to cologuard.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I'm not scared of cancer, and if it kills me I am ok with it. I'm probably way more likely to end up with lung or skin cancer, and I'm not getting checked for that. If that's what kills me, listen closely, OH FUCKING WELL.
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Are you beginning to lose your hair? Is that what all this is really about?
 
Wild Turkey said:
He is a pussy.
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30 Rock GIF
 
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