tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Well so much for the Guardians knocking off the Yankees.
 

Oh, well then you smash it to pieces, and when she comes to talk to you about it, keep changing the subject

What about if you “accidentally” water it?

With spray paint.


Or piss. Piss is good, too. :heh:

I love you all so much!!!

Pizza Happy Crying GIF
 
Oh, and I have found something called, of all things, a wedding arch, which I think I'm going to get.
It's, well, a large ... arch, and I found some outdoor curtains (the internet is pretty amazing!).
All I'll need are a couple of cinder block so the thing doesn't go flying and, voila, I have my privacy back (with the extra-added bonus of making her, I'm guessing, livid I have blocked her view of my yard).
 
Oh, and I have found something called, of all things, a wedding arch, which I think I'm going to get.
It's, well, a large ... arch, and I found some outdoor curtains (the internet is pretty amazing!).
All I'll need are a couple of cinder block so the thing doesn't go flying and, voila, I have my privacy back (with the extra-added bonus of making her, I'm guessing, livid I have blocked her view of my yard).
...and not inviting her to the wedding.
 
Wife said the same thing about Boise a few weeks ago. I still thought it was cool, mainly because of the scenery.

Oh yeah, reminds me I need to go update my "States visited" thread over on euro-hoop
Boise felt like a cross between being both smaller Nashville and a future Portland.
 
Speaking of WOAT: one of the worst things you can say to a person is, "Okay, I'm leaving now" and then putz around the house for 20 more minutes.

I need closure!
 
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