Your go to Waffle House order

The only Waffle House near me is 17 miles away and the website says it’s been permanently closed after a shooting.

You fucking stay away from there or I will shoot again!
 
A basic waffle and, before they added all the newfangled* options, hashbrowns scattered , smothered, and covered.
Since they added the newfangled options, I'll add peppered and capped, too.

*They probably aren't newfangled to people who live in areas with Waffle Houses, but I don't, so they still seem new to me whenever I go back to Kentucky for a visit. Oh, and my family laughs at me because they're all ready to take me to the newest, yummiest place, or some nice place when I get to town, and I just want to go to Waffle House.
 
I’m pretty simple. I like a basic waffle and a side of hash browns scattered and chunked. Anyone with anything negative to say of Waffle House needs to get the stick out of their ass.
 
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I want to say something sooo bad but if I do, Chewy is going to get really mad. :bolt:
 
Waffle house is for after last call, whether sun is up or not.

When I was a kid that was a truck stop called Wayne's Cafe on highway 8.

Looks like its gone out of business. That makes me sad. Best mexican omelette at 2 am in the state... I think. I've never eaten there sober.

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Ain't no waffle houses or cracker barrels in my 'hood so fuck off.

And take your shitty mushrooms with you.

I have yet to make a pilgrimage, but there is now a Cracker Barrel in Sacramento!!!
 
Got $50 gift certifate for Cracker Barrel for Christmas a couple years back. Probably die with it.
 
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