tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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moxie said:
Don’t be a fucking pervert.

Like I’d ever wear that hat with those tassels.
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Just got a call from a friend, that I cut ties with YEARS ago, for basically being a POS. Havent spoken to this cunt for at least 5 to 6 years, and when I cut him off, I told him to never contact me again.

I have known this person since I was about 7 years old. Always stuck up for him, and always tried to help him my entire life. When I found out he was lying to me about everything, and had threatened his childs mother with a knife, in front of his kids, I not only wanted to beat the fuck out him myself, but knew I could never help him. When I finally cut him off, he tried to contact my wife and tell her a bunch of lies about me cheating on her.

For one half second, I thought about having him meet me somewhere, and pretend it was for lunch, just to beat his fucking ass. Just hung up and blocked his number.

I must be maturing, or just getting old. His life must be falling apart again. Maybe he will just off himself, and do the world a favor.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Just got a call from a friend, that I cut ties with YEARS ago, for basically being a POS. Havent spoken to this cunt for at least 5 to 6 years, and when I cut him off, I told him to never contact me again.

I have known this person since I was about 7 years old. Always stuck up for him, and always tried to help him my entire life. When I found out he was lying to me about everything, and had threatened his childs mother with a knife, in front of his kids, I not only wanted to beat the fuck out him myself, but knew I could never help him. When I finally cut him off, he tried to contact my wife and tell her a bunch of lies about me cheating on her.

For one half second, I thought about having him meet me somewhere, and pretend it was for lunch, just to beat his fucking ass. Just hung up and blocked his number.

I must be maturing, or just getting old. His life must be falling apart again. Maybe he will just off himself, and do the world a favor.
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So you aren't going to pay him the money you owe?
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Just got a call from a friend, that I cut ties with YEARS ago, for basically being a POS. Havent spoken to this cunt for at least 5 to 6 years, and when I cut him off, I told him to never contact me again.

I have known this person since I was about 7 years old. Always stuck up for him, and always tried to help him my entire life. When I found out he was lying to me about everything, and had threatened his childs mother with a knife, in front of his kids, I not only wanted to beat the fuck out him myself, but knew I could never help him. When I finally cut him off, he tried to contact my wife and tell her a bunch of lies about me cheating on her.

For one half second, I thought about having him meet me somewhere, and pretend it was for lunch, just to beat his fucking ass. Just hung up and blocked his number.

I must be maturing, or just getting old. His life must be falling apart again. Maybe he will just off himself, and do the world a favor.
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Maybe I was calling to tell you that I've turned my life around, and to apologize for old grievances, and ask forgiveness.

I mean, "He"
 
Hu War Yu said:
Maybe I was calling to tell you that I've turned my life around, and to apologize for old grievances, and ask forgiveness.

I mean, "He"
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Thats not how he operates. It must be desperate for him to even try to contact me. I know him better than you know yourself.
 
It did get my heart rate up a bit. I need to get out of the house and go do something. Not working today, maybe Ill go hit some golf balls.
 
moxie said:
Got a nice 5.1 roller of an earthquake just a bit ago. Didn’t feel like a 5.1 but maybe this building is one on rollers or whatever so you don’t feel it as much.
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Rock-n-Roll, Baby!! :headbanger:

Prepare thyself...

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Californians REPENT!!! :nod: :martini:
 
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