tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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moxie said:
Also- halp! I heard this little snippet on tv this morning about a deadline today for buying some type of government bond that has a 9% return rate? Anyone have some cliffs on it for me?
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I like Clark Howard. He doesn't seem to be influenced by politics or motivated by getting rich...

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Our vp of investor relations was at his hotel the other night and started chitchatting with this dude at the bar. Small talk about da foozeballs & shit (it was Tuesday night)- IR guy is a patsy fan from the east coast. After the dude leaves, the bartender comes over and asks him if he knows who he was just talking to and he says nope.

It was Christian McCaffrey :laugh: Said he’s a lil’ fella. (IR dude is prolly 6’5”, and not fat, but definitely husky). Hasn’t found a place yet so he’s slumming it at the shitty Marriott.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Looks like Treasury Direct site traffic is making it difficult to get to the site.
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Yeah, that’s what the news guy said and I got all the way to the picture verification part of setting up an account when I hit the roadblock. :sigh:
Guess it’s back to buying scratchers.
 
moxie said:
Yeah, that’s what the news guy said and I got all the way to the picture verification part of setting up an account when I hit the roadblock. :sigh:
Guess it’s back to buying scratchers.
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Try a midnight - 3am run or wait for the next sale.
 
moxie said:
Yeah, that’s what the news guy said and I got all the way to the picture verification part of setting up an account when I hit the roadblock. :sigh:
Guess it’s back to buying scratchers.
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Buena suerte chica!
 
Actual conversation I just had:
Me: so you're moving over here when the new CEO moves as well, right?
Theym: Yes, in January
Me: I hope you like it here, this building is nicer than your old one, at least
Theym: It's okay, but the bathroom situation is awful here (we only have a men's room and a women's room, this individual is non-binary and prefers unisex)
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that. I don't believe it's feasible to add any more facilities to this building though
Theym: that would be worse, because now you're making the people who use a unisex bathroom into "others"
Me: Oh, so what would be your solution, make all of these unisex and anybody can use any bathroom?
Theym: Yes, that would be preferred, and each bathroom should be all stalls for privacy
Me: (in my head) we have privacy now!
 
Hu War Yu said:
Actual conversation I just had:
Me: so you're moving over here when the new CEO moves as well, right?
Theym: Yes, in January
Me: I hope you like it here, this building is nicer than your old one, at least
Theym: It's okay, but the bathroom situation is awful here (we only have a men's room and a women's room, this individual is non-binary and prefers unisex)
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that. I don't believe it's feasible to add any more facilities to this building though
Theym: that would be worse, because now you're making the people who use a unisex bathroom into "others"
Me: Oh, so what would be your solution, make all of these unisex and anybody can use any bathroom?
Theym: Yes, that would be preferred, and each bathroom should be all stalls for privacy
Me: (in my head) we have privacy now!
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flame thrower fire GIF
 
Hu War Yu said:
Actual conversation I just had:
Me: so you're moving over here when the new CEO moves as well, right?
Theym: Yes, in January
Me: I hope you like it here, this building is nicer than your old one, at least
Theym: It's okay, but the bathroom situation is awful here (we only have a men's room and a women's room, this individual is non-binary and prefers unisex)
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that. I don't believe it's feasible to add any more facilities to this building though
Theym: that would be worse, because now you're making the people who use a unisex bathroom into "others"
Me: Oh, so what would be your solution, make all of these unisex and anybody can use any bathroom?
Theym: Yes, that would be preferred, and each bathroom should be all stalls for privacy
Me: (in my head) we have privacy now!
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Did you tell this person to just pick a lane or hold it?
 
Hu War Yu said:
Actual conversation I just had:
Me: so you're moving over here when the new CEO moves as well, right?
Theym: Yes, in January
Me: I hope you like it here, this building is nicer than your old one, at least
Theym: It's okay, but the bathroom situation is awful here (we only have a men's room and a women's room, this individual is non-binary and prefers unisex)
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that. I don't believe it's feasible to add any more facilities to this building though
Theym: that would be worse, because now you're making the people who use a unisex bathroom into "others"
Me: Oh, so what would be your solution, make all of these unisex and anybody can use any bathroom?
Theym: Yes, that would be preferred, and each bathroom should be all stalls for privacy
Me: (in my head) we have privacy now!
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I actually worked in an office once that had only 1 bathroom. I shared it with 6 girls LOL granted it was a one person bathroom that locked....
 
Well, they are 3 months going now on the new addition to the house. Whole house was built in 3 months. :bored:

Looking like end of November before they're done. I'll believe it when I see it.

Bout had my fill of it.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Actual conversation I just had:
Me: so you're moving over here when the new CEO moves as well, right?
Theym: Yes, in January
Me: I hope you like it here, this building is nicer than your old one, at least
Theym: It's okay, but the bathroom situation is awful here (we only have a men's room and a women's room, this individual is non-binary and prefers unisex)
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that. I don't believe it's feasible to add any more facilities to this building though
Theym: that would be worse, because now you're making the people who use a unisex bathroom into "others"
Me: Oh, so what would be your solution, make all of these unisex and anybody can use any bathroom?
Theym: Yes, that would be preferred, and each bathroom should be all stalls for privacy
Me: (in my head) we have privacy now!
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When did we go from LGBTQ tolerance to LGBTQ primacy?
 
Hu War Yu said:
Actual conversation I just had:
Me: so you're moving over here when the new CEO moves as well, right?
Theym: Yes, in January
Me: I hope you like it here, this building is nicer than your old one, at least
Theym: It's okay, but the bathroom situation is awful here (we only have a men's room and a women's room, this individual is non-binary and prefers unisex)
Me: Oh yeah, sorry about that. I don't believe it's feasible to add any more facilities to this building though
Theym: that would be worse, because now you're making the people who use a unisex bathroom into "others"
Me: Oh, so what would be your solution, make all of these unisex and anybody can use any bathroom?
Theym: Yes, that would be preferred, and each bathroom should be all stalls for privacy
Me: (in my head) we have privacy now!
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Tell the fucker to pick either one, or alternate them.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Tell the fucker to pick either one, or alternate them.
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If I knew them any better, I would have said something like that. I almost told them about the former employee we had who was a cross-dresser, he had no problems using the men's restroom even though he wore skirts, wigs, and makeup. Nobody ever gave him grief over it
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Tell the fucker to pick either one, or alternate them.
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Nonbinary is the worst one because they don’t pick one. I have a niece who claims to be non-binary (I think it’s just a power and/or attention play) and you’re supposed to determine what pronouns to use based on how she’s dressed. I’m not doing that.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Nonbinary is the worst one because they don’t pick one. I have a niece who claims to be non-binary (I think it’s just a power and/or attention play) and you’re supposed to determine what pronouns to use based on how she’s dressed. I’m not doing that.
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Yeah, fuck that. If someone ever tells me I’m being offensive for not using their chosen pronouns, they’re going to get an earful of, “you’re offending ME by forcing me to lie.”
 
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