tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Went to Macy's today to see if there was anything worth buying at a substantial discount. I counted 4, yes 4 loss prevention people tailing me all over the place. I said, ok, fuck you all. So I wandered around for 40 minutes, picking up stuff, moving it around, sampling all of the cologne and didn't buy anything. Fuckers can kiss my ass. These non-stop insults from low class trash can really get to you. Pissed me off.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Went to Macy's today to see if there was anything worth buying at a substantial discount. I counted 4, yes 4 loss prevention people tailing me all over the place. I said, ok, fuck you all. So I wandered around for 40 minutes, picking up stuff, moving it around, sampling all of the cologne and didn't buy anything. Fuckers can kiss my ass. These non-stop insults from low class trash can really get to you. Pissed me off.
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hahaha...they could spot your no-spending, cheap ass a mile away. :laugh:
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Went to Macy's today to see if there was anything worth buying at a substantial discount. I counted 4, yes 4 loss prevention people tailing me all over the place. I said, ok, fuck you all. So I wandered around for 40 minutes, picking up stuff, moving it around, sampling all of the cologne and didn't buy anything. Fuckers can kiss my ass. These non-stop insults from low class trash can really get to you. Pissed me off.
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Did you request right of first refusal on the beefiest of beefy snortches?
 
Thinking of pulling a dole and slipping into the local staybridge suites for a quick brunch this morning....
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Went to Macy's today to see if there was anything worth buying at a substantial discount. I counted 4, yes 4 loss prevention people tailing me all over the place. I said, ok, fuck you all. So I wandered around for 40 minutes, picking up stuff, moving it around, sampling all of the cologne and didn't buy anything. Fuckers can kiss my ass. These non-stop insults from low class trash can really get to you. Pissed me off.
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So, your husband lets you go shopping while he watches football.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Went to Macy's today to see if there was anything worth buying at a substantial discount. I counted 4, yes 4 loss prevention people tailing me all over the place.
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That final season of Better Call Saul made them all paranoid.
 
I just saw two... "women" sitting at an exclusive outdoor coffee haunt.

They looked like they were wearing handmade clothes, had cut their own har (which had not been washed in recent memory) and one of them was holding a rooster, hand-feeding it a granola bar.

wtf GIF
 
HammerDown said:
I just saw two... "women" sitting at an exclusive outdoor coffee haunt.

They looked like they were wearing handmade clothes, had cut their own har (which had not been washed in recent memory) and one of them was holding a rooster, hand-feeding it a granola bar.

wtf GIF
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Well... @Dole ver 2.0 prefers "thrifty" women - right? :rolleyes2: :noidea:
 
HammerDown said:
I just saw two... "women" sitting at an exclusive outdoor coffee haunt.

They looked like they were wearing handmade clothes, had cut their own har (which had not been washed in recent memory) and one of them was holding a rooster, hand-feeding it a granola bar.

wtf GIF
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California?
 
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