tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Pan-Thors! Endorse them!
 
Handicappers said:
Most kids are pussies. At least you raised a winner. :thumb:
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Ya, she is fearless.

However, in case @moxie needed proof she was mine, I just noticed in the recorded video, that when she went up for their song, about 15/20 minutes after the poem, she lifted her fucking dress up in front of God and everybody, to pull up her godforsaken tights, that she is entirely not used to wearing, and proceeded to get her dress stuck in em for about 7 minutes. lulz. Front row too. :facepalm: :laugh:

We had a HUGE pep talk this morning about just that matter, as I could already tell (at 8:00 am) that the tights were gonna be an issue. To no avail. lulz
 
beardown07 said:
Ya, she is fearless.

However, in case @moxie needed proof she was mine, I just noticed in the recorded video, that when she went up for their song, about 15/20 minutes after the poem, she lifted her fucking dress up in front of God and everybody, to pull up her godforsaken tights, that she is entirely not used to wearing, and proceeded to get her dress stuck in em for about 7 minutes. lulz. Front row too. :facepalm: :laugh:

We had a HUGE pep talk this morning about just that matter, as I could already tell (at 8:00 am) that the tights were gonna be an issue. To no avail. lulz
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How did I just see this?!?!?! Hahahaha.


Crabapple don't fall far from the tree, en sutch
 
beardown07 said:
My daughter is a rock star.

Read her poem in front of over a thousand people without flinching.

The other girl that won chickened out.
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I still got the video of my daughter's 5th grade, class presidential campaign speech. She fucking killed it! I told her "you gotta finish strong" so she worked out her speech to do the school moto at the end, and the whole class did the damn chant. She won by a respectable margin. Even if she hadn't, she owned that shit.
 
Hu War Yu said:
I was literally crying the rest of the flight. I thought, "at least ONE person is going to die on this plane today." Dude eventually was all right, which I was relieved about. Today the turbulence doesn't bother me but I still don't like the landing.
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I'm the opposite. I hate the takeoff. There's always that point just before the plane levels off, where it feels like it might not make it this time. lol
 
trojanfan12 said:
I'm the opposite. I hate the takeoff. There's always that point just before the plane levels off, where it feels like it might not make it this time. lol
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Takeoff is the most fun part, it's the part where it feels like YOU are flying for the first few seconds.

I'm waiting for the day when I hear "the landing gear won't deploy" and we've gotta skid on the body for a quarter mile...
 
huskers1217 said:
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Please tell me this was yours
 
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