tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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I do nothing 96% of the time. complain about how busy i am..

then they look at me and say..how do you get all this shit done.

and im thinking...what shit? um okay
Best part about being employed in America, really.

If you're marginally intelligent, you can produce at LEAST at a 2x rate of your coworkers.

"How did you get that done in 15 minutes, Denise says it takes her 2 days?"


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Quick show of hands....any of you outside nyc metro area ever had pork roll?
 
Best part about being employed in America, really.

If you're marginally intelligent, you can produce at LEAST at a 2x rate of your coworkers.

"How did you get that done in 15 minutes, Denise says it takes her 2 days?"


Tim And Eric Idk GIF

I have to work hard this morning from 8-10 meeting from 10:30 - 12 then coast this afternoon
 
I like my used undies to look like they were packed with soggy croutons.
 
We're gonna need more aquavit to chase that down....
We used to always have pickled herring at holidays when my Grandma was still alive. I might have to pick some up, I actually like it. Lutefisk, not as much... and surstromming will never be allowed within 100 yards of my house . I'll stab a motherfucker for some lingonberries doe :laugh:
 
We used to always have pickled herring at holidays when my Grandma was still alive. I might have to pick some up, I actually like it. Lutefisk, not as much... and surstromming will never be allowed within 100 yards of my house . I'll stab a motherfucker for some lingonberries doe :laugh:
The rm and mil make all these crazy swede concoctions for the holidays and I usually end up throwing most of it out sometime in January. I like the non cream pickled herring better but no one every finishes the jar of any of them.
 
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