tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[williewilliejuan]

@moxie ya gotta let me know about these jobbies en sech in SF

That’s a dangerous assignment. Not sure I’d want to walk down every street in the Tenderloin, much less multiple times

 

[Dolemite censored]

This is true. I had a homeless guy sneak up on me while doing some testing at a cell site. He said “this is my spot” and proceeded to get a handful of poo out of pants and smear it on building. I had to leave.

No shit?

 

[Dolemite censored]

This is true. I had a homeless guy sneak up on me while doing some testing at a cell site. He said “this is my spot” and proceeded to get a handful of poo out of pants and smear it on building. I had to leave.

You left because you didn't want your reputation smeared?

 

[Dolemite censored]

That job stinks.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Good that you didn't put up with that crap and left.

 

[Dolemite censored]

He dung you wrong.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Not reported because you didn't want to be a stool pigeon...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Bad move to tell the homeless guy to scat...

 

[Dolemite censored]

You didn't care a squat about his spot, but he did.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

HAAAAAYYYYLLLLL NO!

My saint of a MiL is staying here, my FiL will be here most the time.

It's simple. Here's the ipads for 2 days.


I could axe murder my sister in law in front of them when they have the ipads. lel

Whew.

I thought you'd be coming back to a lord of the flies scenario

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'd say, "I like you, too," but then you'd probably say "that counts as flirting, so ...

Oh, come now...I wouldn't need to point out something so obvious!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Whew.

I thought you'd be coming back to a lord of the flies scenario

Yeah, uh, you making literary references is making me uncomfortable.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Took the 17 pound Butterball out of the freezer and placed it in the refrigerator to defrost for Thanksgiving.

 

[huskers1217]

Nudes are flowers for men

 

[CorpRebel]

You used to live in LA???

I'm sorry.

I mean, the Bay Area has a lot of whacked out people, and I mean a lot, but LA makes people in the Bay Area seem almost normal.

Nah... Lived in Orange County. Mainly Huntington Beach/Newport Beach areas.

NO frickin' way I'd live in LA County!!

Was bad enough getting to/from the USC campus, back in the day...

 

[Inquisitor]

Yeah, uh, you making literary references is making me uncomfortable.

Like Forrest Gump quoting Shakespeare?

 

[beardown07]

Making Birria tacos

Whew.

I thought you'd be coming back to a lord of the flies scenario

She can't even watch the stupid dog without fucking shit up, she has never been alone with my kids. lol

 

[DragonFromTo]

Whew.

I thought you'd be coming back to a lord of the flies scenario

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Nah... Lived in Orange County. Mainly Huntington Beach/Newport Beach areas.

NO frickin' way I'd live in LA County!!

Was bad enough getting to/from the USC campus, back in the day...

Yeah, there may be differences between Orange County and LA County, but it's all fuckin' LA to me.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Like Forrest Gump quoting Shakespeare?

No.
I'll give Pee-pee shit about almost anything, but not his intelligence.






Don't tell him I said this, but the guy's mind is ... pretty fuckin' formidable.