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Strange Brew, you hoser.


strange brew feel the force GIF by Warner Archive
 
You mean, like, someone shat on a stick, or someone shoved it up their ass, and the shit on the stick is residual?

it’s an important distinction.

It’s a pick ‘em.
 
You mean, like, someone shat on a stick, or someone shoved it up their ass, and the shit on the stick is residual?

it’s an important distinction.
Or, and hear me out here...maybe it's a poop stick that you have by yer toilet to poke the turd down? I mean there are other options here:noidea:
 
Or, and hear me out here...maybe it's a poop stick that you have by yer toilet to poke the turd down? I mean there are other options here:noidea:

It seems like I read a new scare story about it every Hallowe'en, as if we would just let our kids eat turds if it weren't for the expert guidance :noidea:
 
Knives Out was terrible.
Nothing says great movie like a murder mystery with massive plot holes. It’s like they relied entirely on an all star cast and threw a script together in a week.

I’m a fucking dummy when it comes to watching movies (I generally hate watching movies, don’t want to talk during them and don’t think during them) and even I saw everything flawed with this stupid ass movie.
 
Knives Out was terrible.

The Marvel movies are not good and they have had an awful impact on the movie industry.
Did I write this post? Are you am me I are you?
 
Nothing says great movie like a murder mystery with massive plot holes. It’s like they relied entirely on an all star cast and threw a script together in a week.

I’m a fucking dummy when it comes to watching movies (I generally hate watching movies, don’t want to talk during them and don’t think during them) and even I saw everything flawed with this stupid ass movie.
My review at the time I saw Knives Out:
Knives Out... a plot-centric movie where the plot elements are told in narration during flashbacks. weak.
 
Star Trek 5 is the second best Trek film, and the trekkiest of all of them. It’s a triumph.
 
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The Marvel movies are not good and they have had an awful impact on the movie industry.
allow myself to quote myself:
…my sentiment of how Hollywood is dumbing down the audience so they can make cheap trash going forward and still make money.
Like when the rock industry killed 80s rock and made everyone think shitty garage bands were good.
Or when Nashville made everyone think soft rock with twang was good country music. They’re playing 3D chess with their audience. #movies
 
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