Phrases never uttered in MLB

[HammerDown]

"Today's players are so much tougher"

 

[HammerDown]

A.J. Pierzynski was a real nice guy.

"I think Michael Barrett should have to apologize for punching Pierzynski!"

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

"I think Michael Barrett should have to apologize for punching Pierzynski!"

That was way more embarrassing for Barrett than it was was for Pierzynski. Pierzynski shakes off the punch with ease and Barrett gets taken down by dude named Podsednik

 

[moxie]

“That Vin Scully sure could call an exciting game!”

 

[Kburjr]

“That Vin Scully sure could call an exciting game!”

"Candlestick was a great place to see a ballgame."

 

[DragonFromTo]

"My balls are not even the slightest bit itchy"

 

[HammerDown]

"My favorite memories of being at Candlestick is when the sun went down and I was surrounded by Giants fans"

 

[fishinabarrel]

The most interesting thing that happened in Oakland's season was NOT some couple having sex in the stadium

 

[HammerDown]

"I can't remember; did MLB do anything about Cal Ripken's streak?"

 

[HammerDown]

"They should have let Lenny Dykstra out of jail sooner"

 

[HammerDown]

“Will you please sign my petition to bring Costas back?”

 

[Kburjr]

He's a couple inches short of a first down.

 

[HammerDown]

“The White Sox wearing shorts that one season was a great idea”

 

[navamind]

I'm so sick of the large market Royals and Rays ruining baseball.

 

[navamind]

ESPN needs to show more Yankees and Red Sox games.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Manny Machado seems like a cool dude

 

[HammerDown]

"I can't stop playing "Cowboy" Joe West's latest CD. Have you heard it?"

 

[navamind]

"Jamie Moyer with the 100mph fastball"

 

[rsw626]

"That Robin Ventura sure knew how to charge a mound"

 

[HammerDown]

"Baseball needs more Angel Hernandez"