Cougar chases man down trail

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I would 1000% shit my pants.
 
beardown07 said:
Took that tard long enough to figure out there are rocks fucking everywhere. Stop filming the fucker and sweet-talking it, and haze the fucker off!?

That dude allowed that shit to go on for far too long.

City folk are retarded.
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I wondered that too, but I don't how I would be in that situation. I don't know if I would want to take a second to stop and grab one.
 
beardown07 said:
Took that tard long enough to figure out there are rocks fucking everywhere. Stop filming the fucker and sweet-talking it, and haze the fucker off!?

That dude allowed that shit to go on for far too long.

City folk are retarded.
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If you throw rocks you better keep eye contact on it. That's when they come at your ass is when you look away.
 
beardown07 said:
Took that tard long enough to figure out there are rocks fucking everywhere. Stop filming the fucker and sweet-talking it, and haze the fucker off!?

That dude allowed that shit to go on for far too long.

City folk are retarded.
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this

said the exact same thing
 
Camfantasy said:
If you throw rocks you better keep eye contact on it. That's when they come at your ass is when you look away.
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you can see her go for him the one time he looks away...and that fucker is faaaaaaast.

there is no way I am going to stop walking with how close that cat is.
 
I bet this dudes ballz are made of titanium....

 
ill said:
you can see her go for him the one time he looks away...and that fucker is faaaaaaast.

there is no way I am going to stop walking with how close that cat is.
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Ambush predators. That's why some of those tigers have those little spots on the back of their ears. Makes it look like they have their eyes on you even when their heads are turned.
 
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Camfantasy said:
I had a cougar chase me one time and I just had secs with her.


Now the funny part is that I am from Alabama and you don't really know which way I'm going with this.
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your mom has nice titties, though.
 
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Bayou Tiger said:
I bet this dudes ballz are made of titanium....

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I know with bears you are supposed to make yourself bigger and scare them off.

I guess that doesn't work for mountain lions?
 
ill said:
I know with bears you are supposed to make yourself bigger and scare them off.

I guess that doesn't work for mountain lions?
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IDK, I'm a tiger.










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Camfantasy said:
If you throw rocks you better keep eye contact on it. That's when they come at your ass is when you look away.
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I've hazed multiple lions off.

Put the fucking phone down and stand up to the cunt.
 
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