Why are people from Wisconsin so God damn weird?

I will say the folks I have met from Wisconsin were away pretty cool
 
I haven't had a Whopper in probably two decades. Sometimes I'll see an add or a billboard for one and think I should go try one, but I'm pretty sure it'll be disappointing, so I don't.
You should get Arby's, lots of deli meats to violate
 
I feel like there is a movie line that includes "mead"
 
I used to smoke too, and you're absolutely right.

I see someone inhale and I think about what that would feel like in my lungs and I'm so glad I quit.

I used to eat Tums like skittles because I had heartburn all the time. I can't remember the last time I ate a Tums and I'm convinced it's all because of my diet.

I had a buddy who used to smoke half a cigarette then put the rest behind his ear for later. He smelled like death.
 
I had a buddy who used to smoke half a cigarette then put the rest behind his ear for later. He smelled like death.
I bet his hair had that nice clean spring smell to it
 
I haven't had a Whopper in probably two decades. Sometimes I'll see an add or a billboard for one and think I should go try one, but I'm pretty sure it'll be disappointing, so I don't.
never meet your heroes.
 
I don't eat much fast food at all. I've been eating pretty damn clean for the past five years and it doesn't take much fast food to make me feel not so good.

I like burgers, but I tend to go to a sit down place.
same

but as of recently I have been stopping and getting a burger or something when I don't have the time for anything else.
 
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