Meetchickens cheating

fishinabarrel said:
Not possible. Michigan is the epitome of all that is good and true in college football. Just ask any Michigan fan
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I'd wager a lot of money it will end up being some sort of practice violation. If it had to do with recruiting, we would have to be really lousy at whatever we did, as we don't even bring in elite recruiting classes. Hell -- this year, we are barely top 20 and I don't think we even have a guy in the top 100.
 
fishinabarrel said:
Not possible. Michigan is the epitome of all that is good and true in college football. Just ask any Michigan fan
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From what I read -- it is more boring stuff. I wish Michigan would try to commit some serious violations and bring in better recruiting classes.

They had quality control staffers who took part in on/off field activities. It put them over the legal amount of coaches, whatever that number is.

They also made football players take part in summer condition activities for disciplinary purposes for things like skipping class, which isn't allowed.

They exceeded time limits for football related activites. I called this one.

The last one is really bad -- they exceeded the weekly allowance for football related activities of 20 hours -- they went over by 20 minutes.

Edited to add -- We have a real doozy. Michigan sent an impermissible text message. We really getting crazy!!
 
Fucking Michigan can't even commit a real violation. Go buy a recruit or tamper with players on other teams. Show the fan base you care. Screw all these patty cake violations.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
I can only imagine the violations. My guess is it has to do with practice time or something like that. Lord knows it isn't something interesting like recruiting, as we aren't even bringing in top recruiting classes. :pound:
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Seeing how the OP is a Nebraska fan, the violation probably happened in 1997. :dhd:

and it’s not Meetchicken … it Meatchicken.
 
Voltaire said:
Seeing how the OP is a Nebraska fan, the violation probably happened in 1997. :dhd:
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I was all excited when I heard -- I thought maybe I didn't give them enough credit and they actually were trying to skirt the system.

Then I read the violations. They are totally Michigan violations.

Making a kid do summer conditioning for skipping classes.

20 minutes over on weekly football activities.

A possible impermissible text message
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
I was all excited when I heard -- I thought maybe I didn't give them enough credit and they actually were trying to skirt the system.

Then I read the violations. They are totally Michigan violations.

Making a kid do summer conditioning for skipping classes.

20 minutes over on weekly football activities.

A possible impermissible text message
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Michigan is committing the NCAA equivalent of Jaywalking, zero street cred!
 
osubuckeye89 said:
It is committing the NCAA equivalent of Jaywalking, zero street cred!
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As soon as I saw the post, I was part excited, as I thought maybe we do more stuff than I thought to try and skirt the rules, but then the other part of me thought, I guarantee it is the damn practice time again.

Making a kid do summer conditioning for skipping class. Possibly sending an impermissible text message. Going over the weekly limit for football activities by 20 minutes. FUCK ME. At least do something to make it interesting -- have a sex party for recruits, try to convince a kid from another team to transfer over, have a private airplane with a bag of money for a top recruit. DO SOMETHING.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
Fucking Michigan can't even commit a real violation. Go buy a recruit or tamper with players on other teams. Show the fan base you care. Screw all these patty cake violations.
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This would be the second time they've gotten caught for stuff like that and you want them to try something worse. That'd be like trying to rob a bank after getting caught trying to pick the lock on your sisters diary as a kid
 
fishinabarrel said:
This would be the second time they've gotten caught for stuff like that and you want them to try something worse. That'd be like trying to rob a bank after getting caught trying to pick the lock on your sisters diary as a kid
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At least do something in recruiting. That's where we need to improve.
 
With NIL not sure you can even get in trouble for "buying" a recruit now?

If ya could Alabama would be in a lot of trouble
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
As soon as I saw the post, I was part excited, as I thought maybe we do more stuff than I thought to try and skirt the rules, but then the other part of me thought, I guarantee it is the damn practice time again.

Making a kid do summer conditioning for skipping class. Possibly sending an impermissible text message. Going over the weekly limit for football activities by 20 minutes. FUCK ME. At least do something to make it interesting -- have a sex party for recruits, try to convince a kid from another team to transfer over, have a private airplane with a bag of money for a top recruit. DO SOMETHING.
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"Have you been listening in on our meetings?"

Daggumit,
The SEC
 
Voltaire said:
Seeing how the OP is a Nebraska fan, the violation probably happened in 1997. :dhd:

and it’s not Meetchicken … it Meatchicken.
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Its not his fault. He speaks 'raskan
 
"Why aren't we cheating?"

Nebraska Football
 
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