Wendsday with ill

I had a dog and I loved it, but we got it for Mrs Redfoot. We always had a dog when I was growing up. It's not like I hate them, but with three young kids and both in-laws living with us, I just don't want the responsibility, or another thing to fuck my stuff up.

I'd rather have a dog, cheaper
 
Shitty city... I've never had my car broken into
I had a 1982 Ford Escort I bought new, only had it for a few years and sold it, worst car I ever owned.
Married to the first wife, I went to town to get a pizza. Saw my side piece's car at a local bar, went in to say hello. Had a few, went to my car to leave and someone had broken into it and stolen my pizza and a Billy Joel tape, don't remember if it was a cd or an 8 track.

I was very pissed about the pizza, didn't really care about the Billy Joel tape.
 
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I had a 1982 Ford Escort I bought new, only had it for a few years and sold it, worst car I ever owned.
Married to the first wife, I went to town to get a pizza. Saw my side piece's car at a local bar, went in to say hello. Had a few, went to my car to leave and someone had broken into it and stolen my pizza and a Billy Joel tape, don't remember if it was a cd or an 8 track.

I was very pissed about the pizza, didn't really care about the Billy Joel tape.
Friend from college drove all the way across the country in one of those.

I wondered how. I was driving a Buick at the time.
 
Friend from college drove all the way across the country in one of those.

I wondered how. I was driving a Buick at the time.
My Escort didn't even have ac.
It was the only front wheel drive car I've ever owned.

The only car I've ever had involvement with that was worse than that escort was the Pinto wagon my 2nd wife had when I met her. What a pos. It had a rubber timing belt and I'd have to retime it for her about every other week.
 
I had a 1982 Ford Escort I bought new, only had it for a few years and sold it, worst car I ever owned.
Married to the first wife, I went to town to get a pizza. Saw my side piece's car at a local bar, went in to say hello. Had a few, went to my car to leave and someone had broken into it and stolen my pizza and a Billy Joel tape, don't remember if it was a cd or an 8 track.

I was very pissed about the pizza, didn't really care about the Billy Joel tape.
This post has it all! Marriage/infidelity, shitty cars, cold pizza, and a skipped generation of music delivery.
 
I had a 1982 Ford Escort I bought new, only had it for a few years and sold it, worst car I ever owned.
Married to the first wife, I went to town to get a pizza. Saw my side piece's car at a local bar, went in to say hello. Had a few, went to my car to leave and someone had broken into it and stolen my pizza and a Billy Joel tape, don't remember if it was a cd or an 8 track.

I was very pissed about the pizza, didn't really care about the Billy Joel tape.

college roommate had two escorts die on him, he got a third

WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING FORD ESCORTS
 
My Escort didn't even have ac.
It was the only front wheel drive car I've ever owned.

The only car I've ever had involvement with that was worse than that escort was the Pinto wagon my 2nd wife had when I met her. What a pos. It had a rubber timing belt and I'd have to retime it for her about every other week.

wait, the "ford metric" that came in that car was a toothed timing belt...how did you get it slipping?
 
Friend from college drove all the way across the country in one of those.

I wondered how. I was driving a Buick at the time.

Buick Grand Nationals were pretty cool
 
This post has it all! Marriage/infidelity, shitty cars, cold pizza, and a skipped generation of music delivery.
I've done some things, been to some places...

 
My Escort didn't even have ac.
It was the only front wheel drive car I've ever owned.

The only car I've ever had involvement with that was worse than that escort was the Pinto wagon my 2nd wife had when I met her. What a pos. It had a rubber timing belt and I'd have to retime it for her about every other week.
AKA the Ford Barbecue.
 
wait, the "ford metric" that came in that car was a toothed timing belt...how did you get it slipping?
I have no idea why it slipped all the time. Might have had something to do with her idiot son being around it. All I know is I had to fix it.
 
I have no idea why it slipped all the time. Might have had something to do with her idiot son being around it. All I know is I had to fix it.
Sounds like he may have been trying to hot-rod a Pinto. I assume he and the car didn't survive?
 
I've never owned ford, but I'm tempted by the Bronco.

Granted, I would just use it a convertible on paved streets and be considered a poser, but oh well
 
AKA the Ford Barbecue.
I knew a guy who used to be the county treasurer, he retired from that and bought a ford dealership in a small town south of here. He gave his daughter (who went to school with me) a new ford Pinto for her 16th birthday. She got rear ended on the interstate and died in the fire.

That was the first time I had heard about the pinto fire thing.
 
I've never owned ford, but I'm tempted by the Bronco.

Granted, I would just use it a convertible on paved streets and be considered a poser, but oh well
A convertible WITHOUT DOORS! :yes:
 
Buick Grand Nationals were pretty cool
I'm stupid. It was a Plymouth...a Plymouth Fury.

I called it the "boat". Could drive down the road with my left foot out the window.
 
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