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Fish said:
Speaking of facebook, I belong to a group on there, the glades rv resort group. Check it every now and then to see what's going on down there when we're not there.

So today the resort manager posts: We will be providing a shuttle from the Ft. Myers airport to the resort this year.

Simple enough, right? I mean, I think it's kind of nice of them.

38 fucking replies.

What about Punta Gorda? We fly into Punta Gorda!!!

Yes it's not fair if there's not one to Punta Gorda too!!!

Could you also get the shuttle to go to Punta Gorda?

You should provide this shuttle so we can go to other towns shopping and go to the casino.
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WTF, maybe they could come up here to Marion Illinois and pick me up, maybe haul my trailer down also? Fucking people. Are you not going to have a car down there all winter? Do you leave a car down there all summer?

Then we get completely away from the shuttle problem and people start bitching about other things:

I think it would be nice if you directed people to their sites, I saw a motorhome driving around in circles the other day.

That's a good idea, I'm sick of people asking me where site number so and so is, I'm not getting paid by you to be an ambassador.

We need reflective paint on the road so people can see the site numbers.

I think we need bigger signs with the site numbers on them, that's what I think.

If you have enough money to pay a shuttle I'd think you could pay someone to direct people to their sites.

Is there going to be golf cart rentals this year? How much per month?

We need to allow more food trucks, I think they're yummy!!
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I'm pretty sure that Marci the resort manager threw her coffee cup at the wall and then went out and set the shuttle van on fire after all this. This is why me and the wife pretty much stay to ourselves. Fucking retards.
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cool I just scored a spot at The Glades

see you there!

not gonna fly into Punta Gorda though. Fuck that.

Punta Gorda translates to "fat tip" in English.
 
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Darrell Green Fan said:
Yeah that was my thought too. Guess they aren't allowed but having the dogs on a vacation like that would be cool.
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Place we are staying doesn't allow dogs. Easier on us without them and they get to have a dog they like playing with come stay at our house for 4 days.
 
Fish said:
Speaking of facebook, I belong to a group on there, the glades rv resort group. Check it every now and then to see what's going on down there when we're not there.

So today the resort manager posts: We will be providing a shuttle from the Ft. Myers airport to the resort this year.

Simple enough, right? I mean, I think it's kind of nice of them.

38 fucking replies.

What about Punta Gorda? We fly into Punta Gorda!!!

Yes it's not fair if there's not one to Punta Gorda too!!!

Could you also get the shuttle to go to Punta Gorda?

You should provide this shuttle so we can go to other towns shopping and go to the casino.
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WTF, maybe they could come up here to Marion Illinois and pick me up, maybe haul my trailer down also? Fucking people. Are you not going to have a car down there all winter? Do you leave a car down there all summer?

Then we get completely away from the shuttle problem and people start bitching about other things:

I think it would be nice if you directed people to their sites, I saw a motorhome driving around in circles the other day.

That's a good idea, I'm sick of people asking me where site number so and so is, I'm not getting paid by you to be an ambassador.

We need reflective paint on the road so people can see the site numbers.

I think we need bigger signs with the site numbers on them, that's what I think.

If you have enough money to pay a shuttle I'd think you could pay someone to direct people to their sites.

Is there going to be golf cart rentals this year? How much per month?

We need to allow more food trucks, I think they're yummy!!
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I'm pretty sure that Marci the resort manager threw her coffee cup at the wall and then went out and set the shuttle van on fire after all this. This is why me and the wife pretty much stay to ourselves. Fucking retards.
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cliffs?
 
kobesgame said:
Place we are staying doesn't allow dogs. Easier on us without them and they get to have a dog they like playing with come stay at our house for 4 days.
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We get it, you hate your dogs.
 
ill said:
cool I just scored a spot at The Glades

see you there!

not gonna fly into Punta Gorda though. Fuck that.

Punta Gorda translates to "fat tip" in English.
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if you forget an "n" and say Puta Gorda that means "fat bitch"
 
Fish said:
fuck off
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papa johns confused travolta GIF
 
Loving wife tells me yesterday:
"We can't go to Florida until after Nov. 16th, that's the soonest I could get an appointment to get my new glasses".

I'm thinking Oh really? I could leave for Florida in the morning if I wanted and come back and get you the fuck whenever.

Just thought it, didn't say it.
 
Fish said:
Speaking of facebook, I belong to a group on there, the glades rv resort group. Check it every now and then to see what's going on down there when we're not there.

So today the resort manager posts: We will be providing a shuttle from the Ft. Myers airport to the resort this year.

Simple enough, right? I mean, I think it's kind of nice of them.

38 fucking replies.

What about Punta Gorda? We fly into Punta Gorda!!!

Yes it's not fair if there's not one to Punta Gorda too!!!

Could you also get the shuttle to go to Punta Gorda?

You should provide this shuttle so we can go to other towns shopping and go to the casino.
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WTF, maybe they could come up here to Marion Illinois and pick me up, maybe haul my trailer down also? Fucking people. Are you not going to have a car down there all winter? Do you leave a car down there all summer?

Then we get completely away from the shuttle problem and people start bitching about other things:

I think it would be nice if you directed people to their sites, I saw a motorhome driving around in circles the other day.

That's a good idea, I'm sick of people asking me where site number so and so is, I'm not getting paid by you to be an ambassador.

We need reflective paint on the road so people can see the site numbers.

I think we need bigger signs with the site numbers on them, that's what I think.

If you have enough money to pay a shuttle I'd think you could pay someone to direct people to their sites.

Is there going to be golf cart rentals this year? How much per month?

We need to allow more food trucks, I think they're yummy!!
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I'm pretty sure that Marci the resort manager threw her coffee cup at the wall and then went out and set the shuttle van on fire after all this. This is why me and the wife pretty much stay to ourselves. Fucking retards.
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I've heard that the entire RV community is made up of swingers. Can you confirm?
 
Fish said:
My dog will fuck you up.

My dog is also better looking than you, taller, and has a better personality.

Also the polls say that my dog has more friends than you do and is liked by more people.
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Is your dog one of @Handicappers alts?
 
gobucks0409 said:
Covid times hotels suck.... Last one I stayed at have gave me a granola bar and a cold microwave breakfast sandwich (need to microwave) for their bagged breakfast. This one was a muffin, yogurt, cold hard bagel, and hard-boiled eggs. JFC, the bags were better when they had hot breakfast. Muffin, granola bar, apple, and a cake thing.
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I had a breakfast burrito and hashbrowns this morning.
 
Fish said:
Loving wife tells me yesterday:
"We can't go to Florida until after Nov. 16th, that's the soonest I could get an appointment to get my new glasses".

I'm thinking Oh really? I could leave for Florida in the morning if I wanted and come back and get you the fuck whenever.

Just thought it, didn't say it.
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well you are an insufferable pussy
 
DJr said:
Never said I was retiring here.
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Colorado isn't even that cold.

It snows a lot, but you can hang out in Denver wearing shorts perfectly fine. Ohio is colder.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Colorado isn't even that cold.

It snows a lot, but you can hang out in Denver wearing shorts perfectly fine. Ohio is colder.
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That's bullshit, I lived in CO before, it is too cold.
 
fordman84 said:
I've heard that the entire RV community is made up of swingers. Can you confirm?
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I've heard that also, thought it was mainly contained to The Villages though.

I've had a few old women get overly friendly when the wife wasn't down there, but if I want to do an old woman I'll just do my wife, it's a lot cheaper in the long run.

Neighbors we had for a while last winter were kind of strange. Beastly huge woman and small goofy looking husband. They tried to be too friendly. Beast woman says "Shirley how long do you cut your bangs"? I'm thinking wtf bitch, you're looking right at her, need to borrow my tape measure? We go inside and wife says Those people are very weird.
 
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