Wendsday with ill

It's like there's a pissant buzzing around in this thread or something.
 
Fish said:
It's like there's a pissant buzzing around in this thread or something.
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The chickens flew the coop.
 
Fish said:
I've heard that also, thought it was mainly contained to The Villages though.

I've had a few old women get overly friendly when the wife wasn't down there, but if I want to do an old woman I'll just do my wife, it's a lot cheaper in the long run.

Neighbors we had for a while last winter were kind of strange. Beastly huge woman and small goofy looking husband. They tried to be too friendly. Beast woman says "Shirley how long do you cut your bangs"? I'm thinking wtf bitch, you're looking right at her, need to borrow my tape measure? We go inside and wife says Those people are very weird.
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When I was a bartender, I had a few couples proposition me.

One dude was like "Hey, Slink, why don't you come over to our place for dinner? Sally will make spaghetti. She's gives amazing blowjobs."

I'd have let her blow me for sure, but I wasn't sure what his intentions were, so I passed.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I was a bartender, I had a few couples proposition me.

One dude was like "Hey, Slink, why don't you come over to our place for dinner? Sally will make spaghetti. She's gives amazing blowjobs."

I'd have let her blow me for sure, but I wasn't sure what his intentions were, so I passed.
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Redfoot was once invited to join a three-way with Bob and Elizabeth Dole
 
PeoplesChicken said:
FUCK YOURSELF
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I'm not limber enough to do that.

There's a guy in my local union that could suck his own dick. How do I and everyone else know this? He took pictures of himself doing this and showed them to everyone. I declined to look. He also had a ponytail all the way down to his belt line.
Business manager called me one time and said he wanted me to put this guy to work. I said sorry, don't need anybody right now. Hired another guy the next day.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I was a bartender, I had a few couples proposition me.

One dude was like "Hey, Slink, why don't you come over to our place for dinner? Sally will make spaghetti. She's gives amazing blowjobs."

I'd have let her blow me for sure, but I wasn't sure what his intentions were, so I passed.
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Best case is him staring in the corner. It's a sliding scale of weird from there.
 
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stakesarehigh said:
Do you at least change the flavor or is it vanilla each time

Please tell me it isn't plain
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I get the Oikos Triple Zero cases from Sam's Club. So it's a rotation of Strawberry, Vanilla and Mixed Berries.

They've got like a dozen or more flavors, though, so every once in a while, I'll pick up an assortment from the regular grocery store. Sad that those are the exciting breakfasts. . .
 
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