Wendsday with ill

I've had 3 beers for lunch on a workday. I kind of know what it's like to be kobes, just without 6 kids and dogs
 
The Weinermobile was here last month. It was parked at the Element hotel.

What is the allure of it? Do they give out free shit and stock it with hot broads like the Monster Energy drink vans?
Its a phallic symbol on wheels
 
When I was a bartender, I had a few couples proposition me.

One dude was like "Hey, Slink, why don't you come over to our place for dinner? Sally will make spaghetti. She's gives amazing blowjobs."

I'd have let her blow me for sure, but I wasn't sure what his intentions were, so I passed.

Hmm what kind of spaghetti?
 
what kind of question is this?

spaghetti is the only spaghetti.
The long thin kind.

As opposed to the short and fat spaghetti.
 
The long thin kind.

As opposed to the short and fat spaghetti.
you seem like the kind of guy who eats spaghetti with a fork and knife.
 
you seem like the kind of guy who eats spaghetti with a fork and knife.
No knife.

Even though I always have one in my pocket to ward off those with evil intent.
 
I wish I had some spaghetti...

Sigh...
 
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