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PeoplesChicken said:
I used to live in a neighborhood where some couples across the street liked to get together and swap. The signal, no fucking joke, was firing up the leaf blower in the backyard.
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I played golf with a guy for a short time. He had a beastly looking wife. I got word he was a swapper so I got away from him He was always asking me to bring the wife over and get in their hot tub.

A buddy of mine went over there with his wife though and told me about it the next day. He said they weren't there long and had to leave. He tells me "So we get in this hot tub, drunk as all hell, and Leroy and Debbie are both trying to cop a feel on Natalie. Natalie's getting pissed and glaring at me for taking her to their house while I'm just relaxing in the hot tub and drinking. I didn't know they were swappers, damn sure didn't know Debbie likes women. Natalie still isn't speaking to me" he said.
 
Fish said:
I played golf with a guy for a short time. He had a beastly looking wife. I got word he was a swapper so I got away from him He was always asking me to bring the wife over and get in their hot tub.

A buddy of mine went over there with his wife though and told me about it the next day. He said they weren't there long and had to leave. He tells me "So we get in this hot tub, drunk as all hell, and Leroy and Debbie are both trying to cop a feel on Natalie. Natalie's getting pissed and glaring at me for taking her to their house while I'm just relaxing in the hot tub and drinking. I didn't know they were swappers, damn sure didn't know Debbie likes women. Natalie still isn't speaking to me" he said.
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Whoa!!!!!

You GOLF?????????
 
forgot to mention the weinermobile was here in MN this past weekend just down the road. We tried to go see it, but there was no place to park.

Trying to leave the parking lot, a family decided to all get out of the car in the middle of road so mom and kids could go see and dad get into driver seat and tie up traffic. Mom at one point pulled out a 180 to go back to car and stay in road, and I shouted you've got to be kidding me, since windows were open, she clearly heard me

I was irritated, seriously, pull into same parking lot i was in, drop your family off in parking lot, safer for all. I was close to making the news for just saying F it and driving over the family
 
RubinRock said:
The sad thing is we chose this area because it’s a nice residential area. Nicer homes. Nicer complexes.

They only broke into the nicer trucks and suvs. And only broke into the passenger side windows to get to the glove departments without opening the door and setting off alarms. I didn’t actually have anything in my truck for them to take
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well, as long as they're classy criminals, be sure to keep the doors unlocked next time so they don't break your windows.
 
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PnkPanther said:
forgot to mention the weinermobile was here in MN this past weekend just down the road. We tried to go see it, but there was no place to park.

Trying to leave the parking lot, a family decided to all get out of the car in the middle of road so mom and kids could go see and dad get into driver seat and tie up traffic. Mom at one point pulled out a 180 to go back to car and stay in road, and I shouted you've got to be kidding me, since windows were open, she clearly heard me

I was irritated, seriously, pull into same parking lot i was in, drop your family off in parking lot, safer for all. I was close to making the news for just saying F it and driving over the family
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The Weinermobile was here last month. It was parked at the Element hotel.

What is the allure of it? Do they give out free shit and stock it with hot broads like the Monster Energy drink vans?
 
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Fish said:
You send the dogs off to boarding school for months, then right after they get back you leave and hire a sitter for them (not even an irish setter btw).

Wouldn't it be cheaper and less trouble for you to donate money to the local shelter and have them send you a picture of the dogs you're supporting, you know like people do with starving kids in Africa?

Do you just keep these dogs around to torture and eat Pnk's pets?
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both use the same sara mclachlan song.

 
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PnkPanther said:
forgot to mention the weinermobile was here in MN this past weekend just down the road. We tried to go see it, but there was no place to park.

Trying to leave the parking lot, a family decided to all get out of the car in the middle of road so mom and kids could go see and dad get into driver seat and tie up traffic. Mom at one point pulled out a 180 to go back to car and stay in road, and I shouted you've got to be kidding me, since windows were open, she clearly heard me

I was irritated, seriously, pull into same parking lot i was in, drop your family off in parking lot, safer for all. I was close to making the news for just saying F it and driving over the family
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What.... The.... Fuck....
 
Fish said:
Wait a minute. I haven't seen Guy in the thread I'm watching Rock get owned in.

Is Rock getting owned in 2 threads at the same time?
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The Saints thread
 
Fish said:
Wait a minute. I haven't seen Guy in the thread I'm watching Rock get owned in.

Is Rock getting owned in 2 threads at the same time?
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The Saints are trying to tell the NFL to fuck off by having fans.

It's starting: Saints looking to play at LSU, where they will allow fans. Big FU to the league

love it https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30108567/new-orleans-saints-meet-lsu-tigers-hosting-home-games New Orleans Saints officials began discussions with LSU officials Tuesday about having the Saints play upcoming games at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge, Saints official Greg Bensel told...
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Flavortown Tebow said:
The Weinermobile was here last month. It was parked at the Element hotel.

What is the allure of it? Do they give out free shit and stock it with hot broads like the Monster Energy drink vans?
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no idea. It was only few blocks away from me, I wouldn't go out of my way. Mrs Pnk wanted to see it, since it was just down road, I humored her. Once we were unable to park, we turned around and left, i wasn't going to drive around until a parking spot opened up. I was surprised how busy it was, I underestimated the draw of a driving hot dog
 
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