What’s the point of non alcoholic beer?

Lol at the alcoholic coke head having issue with responsible designated drivers.
 
well I guess you are sticking it to the man by sticking to your moonshine.

good for you if that gives you a warm fuzzy feeling...
If it was rot gut and nasty, I wouldn’t drink it, but it’s good and smooth. I don’t get warm and fuzzy until around 7 or 8 good sized swallers
 
How often are you still drunk in morning? Do a little bump before driving your tractor?
Pretty much every morning. I only do coke like once a month at the most and always on a Friday or Saturday night
 
Alcoholic? Alcoholics go to meetings. I don’t go to meetings
It's amusing how much you redefine social constructs to fit your own agendas and perspectives. You probably should avoid psychiatrists, too; because they'll probably diagnose you as a sociopath.
 
It's amusing how much you redefine social constructs to fit your own agendas and perspectives. You probably should avoid psychiatrists, too; because they'll probably diagnose you as a sociopath.
Like I’m gonna pay someone to listen to me talk. Fuckers need to get a real job
 
turkey bacon is better than no bacon

and most wouldn't even be able to tell the difference
You serious with this comment? Have you ever actually eaten turkey bacon?? I couldnt imagine it being any easier to differentiate between that and actual, real bacon (aka hog)
 
Pretty much every morning. I only do coke like once a month at the most and always on a Friday or Saturday night

That's a place I'm glad I never got to on a regular basis. The only time I drink in the a.m. is if me and my buddies are on an ice fishing trip... which is coming up next month. I'm stoked.

I don't do coke. Alcohol, weed, and psilocybin are enough vises for me.
 
That's a place I'm glad I never got to on a regular basis. The only time I drink in the a.m. is if me and my buddies are on an ice fishing trip... which is coming up next month. I'm stoked.

I don't do coke. Alcohol, weed, and psilocybin are enough vises for me.
I don’t drink in the mornings unless I’m on vacation. I rarely get to sleep before 1 or 2 AM and I’m always up at 5. I’m usually still pretty buzzed when I wake up
 
Battle on Bago?

No, not this year. We're heading up to Land o' Lakes, WI for a few days. My buddy has a cabin up there and 5 of us are gonna get turnt.
 
Drunk Spring Break GIF by The Lonely Island
 
It's amusing how much you redefine social constructs to fit your own agendas and perspectives. You probably should avoid psychiatrists, too; because they'll probably diagnose you as a sociopath.
Well, this is the gayest thing I've read today, and @ill has multiple posts in this thread, soo....
 
Gayer is that you took it serious.
Gayest is that yer gay enough to gay it all up, think I really thought it was gay.



Gay.
 
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