Stetson Bennett arrested on a charge of public intoxication in Dallas

A college student being drunk out of his mind?

Alert the press!!!
 
jontaejones said:
A college student being drunk out of his mind?

Alert the press!!!
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I know, if there was ever a man bites dog story, this is it.

Some message board scuttlebutt is that he is staying with his girlfriend, and legit couldn't find her townhouse/apartment. Don't know if true, but would make sense as to why he was knocking on doors.
 
WhosYourDawggy said:
I know, if there was ever a man bites dog story, this is it.

Some message board scuttlebutt is that he is staying with his girlfriend, and legit couldn't find her townhouse/apartment. Don't know if true, but would make sense as to why he was knocking on doors.
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Close enough to my forgot where his AirBnB was theory that I’m claiming I called it
 
navamind said:
I wonder if he tried to pull a Tony La Russa and told the officer he won two national titles.
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You think any cops in this state would know what a national title is?

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it was just a couple of natty's. but back to back
 
fordman84 said:
You think any cops in this state would know what a national title is?

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The cop that pulled us over in Vegas when we headed for LA didn’t know what college football was, and was confused why 6 people from Georgia were driving from Vegas to LA with intentions of driving back that night. Was even more confused when we all barked at him
 
I'd love to see his mug shot.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Your homosexuality knows no bounds. First it was Vin Scully’s corpse and now it’s a dude fresh out of college you’re obsessed with
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Is he even out of college? Hear tell he's closer to 30 than he is to 20 & he's still yet to earn a degree?
 
Big Al Rogorson said:
Is he even out of college? Hear tell he's closer to 30 than he is to 20 & he's still yet to earn a degree?
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He majored in football and won back to back natties and has a booster club that will take care of him for life. He’s out of your league
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
He majored in football and won back to back natties and has a booster club that will take care of him for life. He’s out of your league
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Well they'd better get to paying.

Also, saying natty discredits the achievement.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
The cop that pulled us over in Vegas when we headed for LA didn’t know what college football was, and was confused why 6 people from Georgia were driving from Vegas to LA with intentions of driving back that night. Was even more confused when we all barked at him
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Probably most confused about how 6 of you fit in a mid-90's, regular cab Ford Ranger. #GeorgiaLife
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
He majored in football and won back to back natties and has a booster club that will take care of him for life. He’s out of your league
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So another millennial getting a degree he can't use in the real world?

Sounds about right.
 
fordman84 said:
So another millennial getting a degree he can't use in the real world?

Sounds about right.
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Who needs to use their degree when they can sit back and rake in millions in handouts?

But pretty sure he’s still to young to be a millennial
 
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