Pet peeves

Here’s one that applies directly to my neighbor:

People who honk their car horn to say goodbye every time they leave the house.

How hard is it to just say goodbye in person and just drive away.
 
I leave my house to take my kid to the bus stop at 7:34am, bus comes at 7:41am, I'm back at my house by 7:44am. Roughly ten minutes I'm gone. School is about 14 minutes away, so round trip I'm saving myself about 18 minutes.

We also don't pay for bus passes.

I do that shit year round, not just in the cold. If you don't like it, you can wear my scrotum as a covid mask.
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People who are in a rush in general. Whether that be driving, getting ready to go out, etc..

Chill people who plan ahead are cool.
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& get out of my way. I am in a hurry! 🖕
 
Another for the idiot drivers:

Turning on your blinker when you’re already in the middle of the intersection, making the left hand turn from the left hand turn lane. Duh! You’re already halfway through! I know you’re turning!
 
Punk ass kids at my gym who spend more time yapping and standing in the mirror than actually working out.
 
When there's more foot traffic than usual in my office building and I can't poop without having some jackwagon come in and sidecar me let alone poop in silence.
 
Okay, I've got one.

When someone you communicate with via text suddenly starts calling you but won't send a text and tell you what they want. Just random, unannounced phone calls. People still do this in 2023?

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??? JUST TELL ME!!!"
 
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