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[Wild Turkey]

Have we verified this isn't Shaggy, Harold or John Shadows?

@HammerDown this one needs to be put on the watch list until we can verify his identity.

 

[7samurai13]

That is no bueno. Hope things improve with your FIL and your Mom, sorry about your Grandfather. Glad to see you back.

FIL is in remission, they caught the Hodgkin really early. Grandfather put up a good fight against pancreatic cancer considering he was far along once they found it. Lasted 18months.

 

[7samurai13]

Have we verified this isn't Shaggy, Harold or John Shadows?

@HammerDown this one needs to be put on the watch list until we can verify his identity.

Fuck Michigan, fuck the SEC, and hopefully if I divorce my wife I can fuck captain underboobs.

 

[Deep Creek]

New here, just wanted to say hi. A little about me, I enjoy the movie Gladiator and have never been in a Turkish prison.

Maybe new here...............but "new"?

 

[7samurai13]

Maybe new here...............but "new"?

New as Paris Hilton’s vag

 

[Wild Turkey]

Fuck Michigan, fuck the SEC, and hopefully if I divorce my wife I can fuck captain underboobs.

He's cleared.

 

[TheReal_NU]

So @AlaskaGuy has a new alt???

I'm not impressed at all.

 

[7samurai13]

So @AlaskaGuy has a new alt???

I'm not impressed at all.

If you could steal anyone’s life, I don’t know why someone would steal mine.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

So @AlaskaGuy has a new alt???

I'm not impressed at all.

Did he get perma banned or something? Haven't seen him around....

 

[Wild Turkey]

If you could steal anyone’s life, I don’t know why someone would steal mine.

Have you met @AlaskaGuy ?

 

[Wild Turkey]

Did he get perma banned or something? Haven't seen him around....

I think Hammer locked him in the PF as he was bitching about it. He might have hit the road because of it. Don’t know, don’t care, don’t miss him.

 

[Rolltide94]

if I divorce my wife I can fuck captain underboobs.

We should all be so lucky.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

@SlinkyRedfoot

It's been a few years, but I've certainly done it. That's about 1.4oz shy of a fifth.

Last time I did it, I had to wake up the next day and enjoy some manual labor setting up a trade show booth in Florida heat.

 

[7samurai13]

Have you met @AlaskaGuy ?

I guess it is a low bar to hurdle.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

New here, just wanted to say hi. A little about me, I enjoy the movie Gladiator and have never been in a Turkish prison.

What's up, you crusty bastard?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

New as Paris Hilton’s vag

I'd fuck it.

 

[7samurai13]

I'd fuck it.

I’d fuck it with your dick

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I’d fuck it with your dick

Yeah, mostly because that would mean you'd finally get to touch it.

 

[7samurai13]

Yeah, mostly because that would mean you'd finally get to touch it.

That and it’d be over in 8seconds

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That and it’d be over in 8seconds

You been talking to @Guy Incognito's grandma again?

Damnit. It was ONE TIME, and I was REALLY horny.