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I was pretty young. Obviously it stands out, but I do recall feeling pretty stupid when I put my ugly ass car up there and kids had really nicely done cars
My buddy's car did pretty well. Dad had a wood shop in his basement and was pretty damn, handy.
 
My buddy's car did pretty well. Dad had a wood shop in his basement and was pretty damn, handy.

I hsould start an adult pinewood derby race. I'd still come in last, but hey
 
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I dont know how story played out, but i do believe his losses would've been smaller once everything settled, since it didn't all settle..
Right, he just misinterpreted what was showing up on his dashboard. Which I saw the screenshot and could see how one might make that mistake if he didn't know any better. Shit, just brutal
 
What in thee hell does scratching your balls have to do with getting a lady to suck on them?
Why in thee hell would you want your balls sucked on?
 
Done with that damn heavy chainsaw and am glad.

Think I might take Gunner on a ride to town to the liquor store.
 
Lol fuck salary.
Why I want to get the fuck outta here. My "buddy" did me dirty. Helped his ass out at the old gig when we were "equals" guess I was slightly above him, but not really. He comes to this place (with the old owner) and is high up. I come over to help him and then he decides to assign me to the shit position that opened up bc no one else would have done it. I was going to just oversee this position in a sense. He makes me salary and then goes with the old owner when he sold off our part of the company. I haven't forgot that and don't really talk to him anymore.
 
Because it feels A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

What fucking planet am I on right now?
Well my balls have never been one of my erogenous zones. Happy for you that your balls are so sensitive.
 
my mom: Here is a politically charged article I am sharing

Me: This article is bull shit


My mom texts me: I wish you would've discussed this with me privatly first


OH, so you can publicly say/support items, but I need to keep it private (i did delete my response since it's my mom)
 
my mom: Here is a politically charged article I am sharing

Me: This article is bull shit


My mom texts me: I wish you would've discussed this with me privatly first


OH, so you can publicly say/support items, but I need to keep it private (i did delete my response since it's my mom)
She was texting you too today?!
 
Why in thee hell would you want your balls sucked on?
Next you're going to say you don't like your butthole licked....
 
Well my balls have never been one of my erogenous zones. Happy for you that your balls are so sensitive.


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