tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

I bet he’d let you drink beer out of his can.

Not into Buttweiser.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'd say dark bottles are better than cans for at least some beers.

Cans let in less light, don’t break, don’t require an opener and take up less space. Cans > bottles.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Disagree, Milkshake. Beer hierarchy:

- Draft
- Can
- Brown bottle
- Green bottle
- Clear bottle

 

[Hu War Yu]

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

 

[Inquisitor]

Omg! Stupid coffee bar is getting worked on so now I’m going to have to either starve to goddamn death, have to walk across the street for sustenance or fucking wait until lunch! What fuck is wrong with this world?!

Are you still alive?

 

[moxie]

Are you still alive?

Life supporty…eating a salad from the cafe downstairs because I didn’t realize it’s already past 1pm. Wish I would’ve ordered something from grubhub.

 

[moxie]

There's always a week every year I get really homesick, and that's this week - the week before Derby.

Today is the Great Steamboat Race.
Tomorrow is the Pegasus Parade.

A couple of weeks ago, my friend in Carmel was texting me about betting the horses this weekend and I thought she was talking about real races (yes, we were unsober) but now I think she meant watching the derby somewhere. All I know is the answer was in the affirmative when I asked if I could wear a fancy hat.

 

[huskers1217]

A couple of weeks ago, my friend in Carmel was texting me about betting the horses this weekend and I thought she was talking about real races (yes, we were unsober) but now I think she meant watching the derby somewhere. All I know is the answer was in the affirmative when I asked if I could wear a fancy hat.

i watched this last night.. fuck these people

 

[moxie]

i watched this last night.. fuck these people

The sharks or the Mexicans?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

A couple of weeks ago, my friend in Carmel was texting me about betting the horses this weekend and I thought she was talking about real races (yes, we were unsober) but now I think she meant watching the derby somewhere. All I know is the answer was in the affirmative when I asked if I could wear a fancy hat.

Well, fancy hats are certainly a Derby tradition.
Now all you need is a mint julep.

At this very moment, people are gettin' shit-faced on the banks of the Ohio preparing to watch the steamboats race*.

*if you can really call something that doesn't even go 10 mph "racing"

 

[huskers1217]

The sharks or the Mexicans?

oh wait... maxie is a mexican that will cut me.

i love the mexicans

 

[beardown07]

Cans let in less light, don’t break, don’t require an opener and take up less space. Cans > bottles.

this

 

[Dolemite censored]

A couple of weeks ago, my friend in Carmel was texting me about betting the horses this weekend and I thought she was talking about real races (yes, we were unsober) but now I think she meant watching the derby somewhere. All I know is the answer was in the affirmative when I asked if I could wear a fancy hat.

Did she talk derby to you?

 

[Dolemite censored]

The sharks or the Mexicans?

What's your Cinco de Mayo strategy?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Cans let in less light, don’t break, don’t require an opener and take up less space. Cans > bottles.

I need to write that down.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That Derby is bullshit. 3 hours of babbling bullshit and < 5 minutes of a race.

 

[williewilliejuan]

What's your Cinco de Mayo strategy?

Finding a place in Boise that serves Mexican food.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Finding a place in Boise that serves Mexican food.

The Federal immigration detention center there?

 

[williewilliejuan]

The Federal immigration detention center there?

Don’t know. Never been there before. Gotta fly in for a gymnastics competition.