Sink a D'Maya (A Thread for Friday)

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Once a bum bought me a bottle of this (long story). I drank it with a friend and was so fucking sick the next morning. I decided that Pepe Lopez was the guy who drank some tequila and pissed in the bottle.

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I was at a bar in South Carolina, they were very confused by my order

Me: Does your margarita have sour mix
Waitress: yes
Me: Can you make it w/o sour mix?
Waitress: So how do you want it,
Me: tequila, lime juice, orange liquor, on the rocks with salted glass
waitress: Should we add some soda or something to lengthen it out

:headscratch:
On brand for those hicks. Any drink that isn't about half sugar is undrinkable to them.
 
Once a bum bought me a bottle of this (long story). I drank it with a friend and was so fucking sick the next morning. I decided that Pepe Lopez was the guy who drank some tequila and pissed in the bottle.

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never even heard of it
 
On brand for those hicks. Any drink that isn't about half sugar is undrinkable to them.
No shit. Sweet tea makes me sick. I'm in the south fairly often with work and they look at me like I've got a third eye when I order unsweetened tea.

It's like drinking syrup.
 
the perfect margarita has just one ingredient:

gin.
I had a 7:30am tee time on a Sunday with a couple of buddies. First tee box, one of them brings out a bottle of Tanqueray and three plastic cups. No ice. No mixers. Just a bunch of your perfect margaritas.

Fuck gin.
 
Ever been to Oscars in vegas

HIZZONER | 17
What the Mayor Drinks
bombay sapphire, more bombay sapphire, and slice of jalapeño
never been to vegas and i thought that guy lived in ohio or somewhere else shitty?
 
No shit. Sweet tea makes me sick. I'm in the south fairly often with work and they look at me like I've got a third eye when I order unsweetened tea.

It's like drinking syrup.
I like a good arnold palmer
 
Ever been to Oscars in vegas

HIZZONER | 17
What the Mayor Drinks
bombay sapphire, more bombay sapphire, and slice of jalapeño

Back in my harder-charging days, I invented a drink and affectionately named it after the twisting triple from Hot Dog, Kick-Ass Blaster.

Bartender would ask how to make it.

"One part Hendrick's Gin, one part Chopin vodka, served over ice."

I'd get a lot of blank stares. Usually had to tell them I was serious.
 
I had a 7:30am tee time on a Sunday with a couple of buddies. First tee box, one of them brings out a bottle of Tanqueray and three plastic cups. No ice. No mixers. Just a bunch of your perfect margaritas.

Fuck gin.
actually need to pick some up in preparation for the sixers game. not sure how to best go about trying to fuck it, though.
 
actually need to pick some up in preparation for the sixers game. not sure how to best go about trying to fuck it, though.
When you go to butt chug it, just keep going.
 
No shit. Sweet tea makes me sick. I'm in the south fairly often with work and they look at me like I've got a third eye when I order unsweetened tea.

It's like drinking syrup.
If it doesn’t make you trip, the tea isn’t worth drinking. Mushroom tea is good. I saw my cousins being retards on it, so I’m too skeered to try angel trumpet tea
 
Ridiculous! EZPass HAS my information (moved to CT) yet I'm still getting paper bill stating pay by plate
 
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