tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Hu War Yu]

At a wedding that SHOULD have started at 1:30, but neither the bride nor groom are here at 2:10

 

[gobigred]

At a wedding that SHOULD have started at 1:30, but neither the bride nor groom are here at 2:10

Leave. They are either inconsiderate assholes or it’s not happening

 

[Hu War Yu]

Leave. They are either inconsiderate assholes or it’s not happening

I think they're stuck in traffic. It's not easy to get three kids in the car.

Plus, I have to tear down the sound equipment after.

 

[gobigred]

I think they're stuck in traffic. It's not easy to get three kids in the car.

Plus, I have to tear down the sound equipment after.

Sounds like terrible planning then

 

[Hu War Yu]

Sounds like terrible planning then

Yeah, it's all very last minute. As you can deduce from the 3 kids, planning isn't their strong suit

 

[Inquisitor]

At a wedding that SHOULD have started at 1:30, but neither the bride nor groom are here at 2:10

Do they look like these two?

 

[Dolemite censored]

At a wedding that SHOULD have started at 1:30, but neither the bride nor groom are here at 2:10

Maybe they both got cold feet.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yeah, it's all very last minute. As you can deduce from the 3 kids, planning isn't their strong suit

And now they compound the error.


Edit: errors

 

[Hu War Yu]

Do they look like these two?

Not ...remotely

 

[Hu War Yu]

Maybe they both got cold feet.

I think they've arrived but now she needs to get changed

 

[gobigred]

I think they've arrived but now she needs to get changed

Starts in another hour probably lol

 

[Dolemite censored]

I think they've arrived but now she needs to get changed

That's gonna take another couple of hours.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Starts in another hour probably lol

That's gonna take another couple of hours.

I ain't sticking around for the reception

 

[Dolemite censored]

I ain't sticking around for the reception

Looks as if this will be an all afternoon affair.

 

[CorpRebel]

Opened the dishwasher to grab my favorite mug for coffee, went to give it a quick rinse and it wasn't filling up... stupid fucker broke
I don't even know if the store that I bought it at even exists anymore. It's one of those clear glass ones with a tea strainer that fits into it that I bought when I was on a tea kick until I realized that I don't really like tea.

"First World" problems and all that...

 

[CorpRebel]

Yep. All the US stores closed. Now I have to go to canadia for a replacement.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I think they've arrived but now she needs to get changed

is the bar open?

 

[Handicappers]

One is fine. 5-10 straight posts of puns….

Nope

You should be a dick and delete his posts

 

[huskers1217]

Fucking Mets got me fat staxx

 

[Hu War Yu]

is the bar open?

Not. Even. A. Bar.