tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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trojanfan12 said:
I love cast iron.

I've got some cast iron pans that I believe have got to be about 100 years old or close to it. They were my grandmothers, then my Mom's and now I have them.

Use at least 1 almost every day.
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Can I interest you in one that has the word "Yeti" on it?
 
Dolemite censored said:
Next door neighbors are Filipinos. Today, June 12 is Philippines Independence Day. They'll be in their back yard, almost right under my bedroom window partying, drinking, and playing loud music until 3 fucking AM.

Shit!
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We have some Mexicans that live next door. Every Mexican holiday, birthday, etc. they party. Same thing...backyard, loud music. A couple of years ago when they were celebrating Cinco De Mayo, my son looked over the fence at about 2am and said "Hey, are you guys celebrating Cinco De Mayo?" They said "Yes". He says "That was yesterday".

They were cool about it and quieted down and have gotten quieter at around midnight every party since.
 
moxie said:
Poll time:
Rice krispie treats with Rice Krispies or fruity pebbles?

I will judge the fuck out of you if you get this wrong, fagolas.
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Definitely Rice Krispies. Fruity Pebbles are way too sweet.
 
trojanfan12 said:
We have some Mexicans that live next door. Every Mexican holiday, birthday, etc. they party. Same thing...backyard, loud music. A couple of years ago when they were celebrating Cinco De Mayo, my son looked over the fence at about 2am and said "Hey, are you guys celebrating Cinco De Mayo?" They said "Yes". He says "That was yesterday".

They were cool about it and quieted down and have gotten quieter at around midnight every party since.
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It's funny because Cinco de Mayo is such a stupid non-thing in Mexican history. They should be getting drunk on September 15th, or something.

Any excuse for a party...
 
trojanfan12 said:
Definitely Rice Krispies. Fruity Pebbles are way too sweet.
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So my friend that was making these abominations had the cops show up on her doorstep yesterday. Coincidence? I think not.



I mean, it might have had just a teensie tiny bit to do with the fact that her weirdo roommate told the cops we were talking shit about her and that my friend said she was going to shoot her with a gun she owns (sidebar: this sounds so phony á la “I’m gonna gay bash you” :rolleyes2:) but I’m pretty sure it was mostly because of the gay krispie treats.
 
moxie said:
So my friend that was making these abominations had the cops show up on her doorstep yesterday. Coincidence? I think not.



I mean, it might have had just a teensie tiny bit to do with the fact that her weirdo roommate told the cops we were talking shit about her and that my friend said she was going to shoot her with a gun she owns (sidebar: this sounds so phony á la “I’m gonna gay bash you” :rolleyes2:) but I’m pretty sure it was mostly because of the gay krispie treats.
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so wait, you dont like the fruity pebbles shit and you shamed me?

pissening
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
so wait, you dont like the fruity pebbles shit and you shamed me?

pissening
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Listen, Linda- I can’t decipher your joe bidenisms! I thought you were saying you preferred the nasty ones!

You can remove yourself from the shame corner and rejoin the less weird again.
 
moxie said:
You can remove yourself from the shame corner and rejoin the less weird again.
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moxie said:
Listen, Linda- I can’t decipher your joe bidenisms! I thought you were saying you preferred the nasty ones!

You can remove yourself from the shame corner and rejoin the less weird again.
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Wait!

Shouldn't we at least put this to a vote?
 
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