tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

Texas needs to think about joining the national electrical grid structure.

That way they could import power from other states on the grid.

Sweltering heat tests Texas' power grid and patience as thousands in South still without electricity

Texas’ power grid operator is asking residents to voluntarily cut back on electricity due to anticipated record demand on the system as a heat wave keeps parts of the state and southern U.S. in triple-digit temperatures.

apnews.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

@Dolemite censored , Bigfoot got another one:

New search for actor Julian Sands on California mountain is unsuccessful

www.msn.com

 

[tabascojet]

@Dolemite censored , Bigfoot got another one:

New search for actor Julian Sands on California mountain is unsuccessful

www.msn.com

Mountain hiking is a good step generator....

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Dolemite censored , Bigfoot got another one:

New search for actor Julian Sands on California mountain is unsuccessful

www.msn.com

Dude was eaten by Bigfoot months ago.

 

[tabascojet]

So I decided to start tracking my steps this past week after a convo with my son. Downloaded an app that seems fairly accurate and set what I thought was a reasonable goal. I thought, "I live in a city, so I do a lot of walking, won't have any problem hitting that target."

Turns out, I'm a douchebag.

Just to clarify...are a douchebag for counting your steps with an app or because you didn't reach your goal steps?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Raining hard as fuck right now. At least I won't have to water the plants.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Just to clarify...are a douchebag for counting your steps with an app or because you didn't reach your goal steps?

Sure

 

[moxie]

I think I might have made the hummingbird juice too sweet. Mawfk is just sitting on the feeder, sucking that shit down like he's at a frat party and it's a beer bong.

 

[beardown07]

I think I might have made the hummingbird juice too sweet. Mawfk is just sitting on the feeder, sucking that shit down like he's at a frat party and it's a beer bong.

Prolly giving em' Candidiasis. His tongue gun swell up and he gun die.

 

[moxie]

Prolly giving em' Candidiasis. His tongue gun swell up and he gun die.

Thanks, American education system! Solution is something like 1 1/2 cups water the 1/2 cup sugar...maybe 3/4. I can't remember. Hopefully he dies happy & drunk.

 

[moxie]

Somebody remind me not to listen to Dr. Drunkshake anymore

 

[Dolemite censored]

Thanks, American education system! Solution is something like 1 1/2 cups water the 1/2 cup sugar...maybe 3/4. I can't remember. Hopefully he dies happy & drunk.

Yikes!!!! It's 1 cup sugar to 4 cups water! Jesus H Rockefeller....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Prolly giving em' Candidiasis.

The stupidity here is stupendous.

 

[beardown07]

Yikes!!!! It's 1 cup sugar to 4 cups water! Jesus H Rockefeller....

4 to 1 is perfect.

 

[beardown07]

Somebody remind me not to listen to Dr. Drunkshake anymore

You dinguses. Candida is found in many species. Candidiasis in birds is basically thrush.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Somebody remind me not to listen to Dr. Drunkshake anymore

Reminds me to check before I go down on it.

 

[moxie]

You dinguses. Candida is found in many species. Candidiasis in birds is basically thrush.

Yeah - in the vagina!

 

[moxie]

Yikes!!!! It's 1 cup sugar to 4 cups water! Jesus H Rockefeller....

4 to 1 is perfect.

So what was mine, if I did 1 1/2 cups water to 1/2 cup sugar? 3:1? Close enough.

 

[Dolemite censored]

So what was mine, if I did 1 1/2 cups water to 1/2 cup sugar? 3:1? Close enough.

Still too much. Should have been 1/2 cup to 2 cups. You'll give those birds diabetes.

 

[moxie]

Still too much. Should have been 1/2 cup to 2 cups. You'll give those birds diabetes.

Not my fault the feeder holds less than 2 cups of water.