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Dolemite censored said:
Damn. That dude is getting an earful right now. I'd hate to be in his shoes.
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It's not the first time he's done this but right now, not prepared for the accusation, he's denying everything. I hope it was worth it because it's going to cost him a lot of money.
 
HammerDown said:
My wife got a call this morning from her best friend who's with her husband spending the summer in the south of France telling her how she got a call this morning from a mutual friend of theirs who spelled out how their spouses had been sleeping together for the last 18 months. That sort of changes the mood on vacation, doesn't it?
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HammerDown said:
My wife got a call this morning from her best friend who's with her husband spending the summer in the south of France telling her how she got a call this morning from a mutual friend of theirs who spelled out how their spouses had been sleeping together for the last 18 months. That sort of changes the mood on vacation, doesn't it?
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they doin this?

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HammerDown said:
My wife got a call this morning from her best friend who's with her husband spending the summer in the south of France telling her how she got a call this morning from a mutual friend of theirs who spelled out how their spouses had been sleeping together for the last 18 months. That sort of changes the mood on vacation, doesn't it?
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They got any active volcanoes nearby? We’d be taking a nice little site-seeing stroll today.
 
HammerDown said:
My wife got a call this morning from her best friend who's with her husband spending the summer in the south of France telling her how she got a call this morning from a mutual friend of theirs who spelled out how their spouses had been sleeping together for the last 18 months. That sort of changes the mood on vacation, doesn't it?
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HammerDown said:
I asked about that and my wife said the girl said that this guy had airtight evidence. Apparently they both travel for business and were meeting up at least once a month, sometimes more.
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Sounds like we have a script for "Up in the Air 2."
 
This story warm my heart.

"My sister was an accountant, making good money. On my birthday, she said she'd 'take me to lunch.' She took me to her chiropractor's office, where they were offering 'free lunch' as a way to draw in new clients."


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Dolemite censored said:
This story warm my heart.

"My sister was an accountant, making good money. On my birthday, she said she'd 'take me to lunch.' She took me to her chiropractor's office, where they were offering 'free lunch' as a way to draw in new clients."
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At least she didn't take him to a proctologist.
 
Wtf?! It’s 2:30?! Now I missed lunch, too?! I’m going to starve to death for like the 3rd time this week! Heads should roll for this injustice!!
 
moxie said:
Wtf?! It’s 2:30?! Now I missed lunch, too?! I’m going to starve to death for like the 3rd time this week! Heads should roll for this injustice!!
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