tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[gobigred]

Every pitcher would love to see this line up.....
The batting averages of the A's starting lineup through Wednesday: .179, .232, .236, .235, .187, .200, .201, .198, .260.

Isn't that the weights of the 9 most recent Dole girlfriends?

Way too low. You need at add about 200 to each of those numbers

 

[huskers1217]

If you say gullible real slow it sounds like oranges

 

[huskers1217]

This is funny

 

[Dolemite censored]

Of course the day after I lose a bunch of vBucks on the Yankees, they win 11-0 with a perfect game.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Sasquatch grabbed another hiker.

Colorado hiker with 'extensive background in survival' goes missing after summiting mountain, family says

Ian O'Brien, 28, disappeared Saturday after making it to the summit of Hesperus Mountain in in Echo Basin area of Colorado's La Plata Mountains.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

One of my cheap compression shirts color ran in my laundry.

My beyond yoga shorts were all spared though.

 

[Dolemite censored]

One of my cheap compression shirts color ran in my laundry.

My beyond yoga shorts were all spared though.

Is everything now pink?

 

[moxie]

What would @williewilliejuan say about these hogs? I think the one on the left is a dude.

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Speaking of body image…I just read a story about some actress chick that is “non-binary” and had a double mastectomy (she’s calling it “top surgery” ) and she says:

"I am not going to entertain anybody's disgust over my body. It's my body, it’s healthy and strong and beautiful, and there’s nothing wrong with it. Point blank."

oh, really? Then why did you chop your tiddies off if you’re so proud of your body? Complete lunacy.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Speaking of body image…I just read a story about some actress chick that is “non-binary” and had a double mastectomy (she’s calling it “top surgery” ) and she says:

oh, really? Then why did you chop your tiddies off if you’re so proud of your body? Complete lunacy.

Transgenderism has become a fad. Can't wait for all the moaning and kvetching when it goes out of style.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Is everything now pink?

some pink smears on some of my other shirts and shorts.

 

[moxie]

Transgenderism has become a fad. Can't wait for all the moaning and kvetching when it goes out of style.

Oh, for sure! And they’ll blame everyone else for “letting” them do it.

 

[steelerssb]

If I grow up to become a waddler someone take me out back and Old Yeller me

 

[Dolemite censored]

some pink smears on some of my other shirts and shorts.

Damn! Too late for Pride Month.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

If I grow up to become a waddler someone take me out back and Old Yeller me

bro are you 30 yet?

 

[steelerssb]

bro are you 30 yet?

On the dot.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

On the dot.

Fuck. that's when my body decided to lay down and rot.

it's over son.

 

[beardown07]

If I grow up to become a waddler someone take me out back and Old Yeller me

 

[huskers1217]

dumbass russian general. he is detained.... no doubt putin makes a example out of him.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

One of my cheap compression shirts color ran in my laundry.

My beyond yoga shorts were all spared though.

Compression shirts?!?

I ... I didn't know there even was such a thing.

 

[Inquisitor]

Oopsie!

Janitor heard ‘annoying alarms’ and turned off freezer, ruining 20 years of school research worth $1 million, lawsuit says