tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[moxie]

apparently fapping is frowned upon

I could never. I already judgmentally stare at people in public - having them naked? Oooh, lawd!

 

[steelerssb]

I could never. I already judgmentally stare at people in public - having them naked? Oooh, lawd!

Time card

 

[williewilliejuan]

apparently fapping is frowned upon

Too late.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Time card

Last week. It's every other week. The week in between is payday Friday.

 

[moxie]

Drinks are on moxie today. Lady got paid!*













*unless she lied about her time card again...

I didn't lie, bech! And it looks like she did her calculations just fine. AND i've already made some munnies on my new savings account so we can have EXTRA whipped cream in the mochachoca latte frappuccinolino grande tall vesuvius today!

 

[Dolemite censored]

we can have EXTRA whipped cream in the mochachoca latte frappuccinolino grande tall vesuvius today!

I'll have a Bombay Sapphire martini, just look at Vermouth bottle and set it down unopened, and add a cocktail onion in lieu of olives.

Thank you.

 

[huskers1217]

i was asked why MInnesota hates Nebraska so much...

until I explained that the billboards were put up by the Nebraska tourism dept.

hey its not for everyone

@gobigred

 

[moxie]

I'll have a Bombay Sapphire martini, just look at Vermouth bottle and set it down unopened, and add a cocktail onion in lieu of olives.

Thank you.

Vodka white claw. Got it!

 

[Handicappers]

Southern Comfort and Peach Schnapps Spritzer

 

[tabascojet]

kids loved that nickoledon shit. in mall of america.

walked to the twins game. decent stadium. kids played the mini golf and we got on the jumbotron.

Feet cam?

 

[tabascojet]

I'll have a Bombay Sapphire martini, just look at Vermouth bottle and set it down unopened, and add a cocktail onion in lieu of olives.

Thank you.

That's a Gibson dummy....

 

[Dolemite censored]

That's a Gibson dummy....

I don't care what they call it. Go fuck yourself, then lick a live wire.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hey @Illustrious Potentate, the leftists and homeless are vowing to disrupt the all star game in Seattle.

I predict a complete shit show.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hey @Illustrious Potentate, the leftists and homeless are vowing to disrupt the all star game in Seattle.

I predict a complete shit show.

I hope they do. I’ll probably never watch an All Star game again

 

[huskers1217]

Hey @Illustrious Potentate, the leftists and homeless are vowing to disrupt the all star game in Seattle.

I predict a complete shit show.

correction: leftists and homeless are going to disrupt the attempt to relocate them so they seattle can't hide the problem for the all star game.

 

[steelerssb]

Homeless people are smelly

 

[tabascojet]

Homeless people are smelly

Leftists too....

 

[Inquisitor]

Hey @Illustrious Potentate, the leftists and homeless are vowing to disrupt the all star game in Seattle.

I predict a complete shit show.

I hope they do. I’ll probably never watch an All Star game again

correction: leftists and homeless are going to disrupt the attempt to relocate them so they seattle can't hide the problem for the all star game.

Pffft you people still watch all-star games?

They haven't been worth watching for some time now.

 

[steelerssb]

MLB has the only all-star game worth watching because it's the only one that remotely resembles an actual game.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

MLB has the only all-star game worth watching because it's the only one that remotely resembles an actual game.

I like the NASCAR All Star race for gambling and they’re racing for one of their biggest checks of the year, so they’re actually trying