tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[huskers1217]

Leftists too....

Have you seen some trumpies? Bottom of fucking smelly barrel there

 

[steelerssb]

Like catnip

 

[huskers1217]

hmmmmmmmmmm

love weird ted talks.

some rich guy: you should never be at home or have a big house. home is only for your 7 hours of sleep.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I kinda planned on it but it was a little too crowded for my liking. Kinda feel like I wasted an outfit

Dole translation: Too much competition from the other hotties....

 

[CorpRebel]

Not today, mawfk! I did it on Sunday or something. Well...what's-her-face did. I'm not checking the maths today, i just know she submitted SOMEthing.

 

[williewilliejuan]

hmmmmmmmmmm

love weird ted talks.

some rich guy: you should never be at home or have a big house. home is only for your 7 hours of sleep.

I work from home. On an average day, I’m probably home for 23 hours.

 

[moxie]

Dole translation: Too much competition from the other hotties....

Nah- short attention span, moderate alcoholism and slight agoraphobia.

 

[beardown07]

hmmmmmmmmmm

love weird ted talks.

some rich guy: you should never be at home or have a big house. home is only for your 7 hours of sleep.

Like prison.

 

[Dolemite censored]

moderate alcoholism

 

[CorpRebel]

Nah- short attention span, moderate alcoholism and slight agoraphobia.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Was at Costco earlier today and the hottie at the checkout said, "you have a nice deep voice, are you a singer?" I said no.

I wanted to hit on her but thought if I did I might get banned from Costco.

No woman is worth more than my access to Costco.

 

[Dolemite censored]

BTW, children's Halloween costumes are already on display at Costco.

Christmas stuff will be up next week.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

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Are you still in Minnesota?

How was it?

 

[tabascojet]

Land of 10000 mosquitos ...

 

[huskers1217]

Are you still in Minnesota?

How was it?

Home now. Loved it

Target field was pretty nice. Ate off the value menu at the stadium

 

[tabascojet]

Home now. Loved it

Target field was pretty nice. Ate off the value menu at the stadium

Value menu.....day old lutefisk?

 

[Kburjr]

Value menu.....day old lutefisk?

Why do we wait for applies to ripen but not lutefisk?

 

[moxie]

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Well, shit. I was gonna put that on my eharmony profile.

 

[tabascojet]

Well, shit. I was gonna put that on my eharmony profile.