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Dolemite censored said:
Was driving through the development today, and a 9-10 yo kid on a bike sped out into the street from between parked cars. I slammed on the brakes to avoid squashing his ass. Then the little turd flips me the bird. I laughed.
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You dun fucked up. If he lives to adulthood, he’s gonna be one of those asshole bicyclists we make threads about. You should’ve got out of the car and whooped his behind and dragged him to his house by his ear.

Ah, the good ol’ days!
 
moxie said:
You dun fucked up. If he lives to adulthood, he’s gonna be one of those asshole bicyclists we make threads about. You should’ve got out of the car and whooped his behind and dragged him to his house by his ear.

Ah, the good ol’ days!
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Let him grow up to be an asshole cyclist, mess with the wrong driver who then shoots his ass.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Was driving through the development today, and a 9-10 yo kid on a bike sped out into the street from between parked cars. I slammed on the brakes to avoid squashing his ass. Then the little turd flips me the bird. I laughed.
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moxie said:
You dun fucked up. If he lives to adulthood, he’s gonna be one of those asshole bicyclists we make threads about. You should’ve got out of the car and whooped his behind and dragged him to his house by his ear.

Ah, the good ol’ days!
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No bullshit, an 11 yo Peter got mopped up pretty good for throwing shit on the freeway. Well deserved, and taken like a champ Incase anyone was wondering......
 
Peter Gozintite said:
No bullshit, an 11 yo Peter got mopped up pretty good for throwing shit on the freeway. Well deserved, and taken like a champ Incase anyone was wondering......
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My grandma’s old house was right next to a little bridge so me & my sister stocked up handfuls of those little red holly berry things (pokey leaves- look like tiny tomatoes), went down the little embankment and then made it rain berries on passing cars. It was a good time until some fucking old man Karen turned around and knocked on the door to snitch on us. I got a good swat for that one.

Didn’t cry though ‘cause I ain’t no bitch.
 
Hu War Yu said:
That's normally something that happens when you have little kids who like to play with things they shouldn't
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Subaru was able to diagnose the problem via email without her even bringing it in.

Broad: HALP my car iz ded! battery no charge even with jump!

Sub bro (after she had already brought the battery to AutoZone for a recharge): Was the light on in the back of the car? People often times hit the light on without realizing while unloading/loading the back. This is the most common cause of dead batteries in Outbacks.

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DJ Tebow said:
Subaru was able to diagnose the problem via email without her even bringing it in.

Broad: HALP my car iz ded! battery no charge even with jump!

Sub bro (after she had already brought the battery to AutoZone for a recharge): Was the light on in the back of the car? People often times hit the light on without realizing while unloading/loading the back. This is the most common cause of dead batteries in Outbacks.

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Sounds like a design flaw. Sure hope somebody in Japan got fired for that
 
DJ Tebow said:
Subaru was able to diagnose the problem via email without her even bringing it in.

Broad: HALP my car iz ded! battery no charge even with jump!

Sub bro (after she had already brought the battery to AutoZone for a recharge): Was the light on in the back of the car? People often times hit the light on without realizing while unloading/loading the back. This is the most common cause of dead batteries in Outbacks.
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Guess that's why they're called Outbacks. You need to have the opposite philosophy of Motel 6.

PUT THE LIGHT OUT BACK!
 
DJ Tebow said:
Subaru was able to diagnose the problem via email without her even bringing it in.

Broad: HALP my car iz ded! battery no charge even with jump!

Sub bro (after she had already brought the battery to AutoZone for a recharge): Was the light on in the back of the car? People often times hit the light on without realizing while unloading/loading the back. This is the most common cause of dead batteries in Outbacks.

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I'm wondering why the battery would not charge unless it's > 5 years old.
 
Dolemite censored said:
I'm wondering why the battery would not charge unless it's > 5 years old.
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Car is two years old.

Trickle Charger wouldn't even register it as a fucking battery and wouldn't jump at all when we hooked it up to my car.

AutoZone charged it and it's been fine for the last couple days.
 
DJ Tebow said:
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Car is two years old.

Trickle Charger wouldn't even register it as a fucking battery and wouldn't jump at all when we hooked it up to my car.

AutoZone charged it and it's been fine for the last couple days.
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How did you get it to AutoZone, or did they come to you?
 
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