The Thread of Tues

I like living on the edge.

At my age, it's good to give the ol' heart muscle a perk-up now and then.
Don't you do that every time you stand up after taking a shit?
 
The handful of people I know that have gotten it were all bar goers.
The people who I heard got it told to me by other people who told me they had heard it,

they got it at bars or were bar goers.

I don't know of anyone who got it personally.
 
JFC.

That was pretty good.
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The people who I heard got it told to me by other people who told me they had heard it,

they got it at bars or were bar goers.

I don't know of anyone who got it personally.
I was told you get it from masturbating all of the time
 
The handful of people I know that have gotten it were all bar goers.
After dinner out the other night, we thought "Let's go grab a drink before we go home." Walked past 3 bars and all of them were packed. We noped the fuck out and had that drink at home instead.
 
Look Potsie all I know is 75% of you seem to be from or live in the upper midwest. So fuck a potato!
So, that's what you mean by "poking" it?

To each his own. I've heard about warm apple pie and socks filled with hamburger, but whatev.
 
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I'm sort of an "in the middler"

I have no problem going and eating out (teheheheheh) or going to any stores.

But I don't see myself doing the "muh freedomz" stuff just because I can right now.

Going to the baseball games was fun when we had 30 cases in the entire state each day. Now we're at like 1,000, I'm not about that action.

I posted this before reading that we finally got to 1,000 in a day!

WHOOOOOOOOOO WE DID IT

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After dinner out the other night, we thought "Let's go grab a drink before we go home." Walked past 3 bars and all of them were packed. We noped the fuck out and had that drink at home instead.
LOL
 
So, that's what you mean by "poking" it?

To each his own. I've heard about warm apple pie and socks filled with hamburger, but whatev.
Some people like rough sex right? Its that way with a spud
 
You said I was born here.

That's bullshit and slander
You could probably file a libel/slander suit against me. However, our resident barrister seems to have another agenda on her mind
 
So, that's what you mean by "poking" it?

To each his own. I've heard about warm apple pie and socks filled with hamburger, but whatev.
Love the looks of the people at Target when @SlinkyRedfoot buys his weekly assortment of tube socks


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The best part is how the Skittles melt a bit and leave a rainbow colored collar around the head.
Dude, you really need to take smoking back up again. Your mind is in low gear
 
At least for me it's one-part social worker, one-part therapist, and one-part legal advisor (and they often pay me to not follow the advice). I have some really good days where I help someone who I really think deserves it, but those are the extreme minority.

They need a practicing attorney to come in on the first day of law school and explain the realities of it so those folks are more well-informed.
That's definitely what they *should* do, but I'm sure they won't cause then some people will quit and they'll get less tuition money.

Quite an old blog but I remember reading this back then which rebuts the common reasons given for going to law school
 
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