tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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I will give her credit, she tells us everything. Like stupid shit, she doesn't even need to tell us.


Nevertheless, it bothers me, because as smart as she is, she is also naïve to to what the dangers actually are. She knows there ARE dangers, but I'm not ready just yet to explain them to her.

So true story, her telling me yesterday that someone asked her age, caused me to abandon the laundry I just loaded into the washer, and forget to put the lid on the liquid laundry soap. (New bottle where the cap is the lid. Every kind we've ever had has a spigot, so you don't need to cap it...this one does not) Started the load, had a serious quick talk with her, and then headed out to pick up my boy from school. The whole fucking 3 quart jug spilled apparently during the spin cycle. All over the washer, all over the floor, under, behind and in front of it. Total fucking disaster. 2.5 hours to clean it up, and I don't think it'll ever be fully gone. I could prolly put my hands under water right now, and rub em' and suds would still appear.

Such a fucking mess. Used like 3 rolls of paper towels to "clean it up".

Needless to say, I drank fairly heavily last nite.
will ferrell what an idiot GIF


Still the.werst.father.evar! :suds:
 
I will give her credit, she tells us everything. Like stupid shit, she doesn't even need to tell us.


Nevertheless, it bothers me, because as smart as she is, she is also naïve to to what the dangers actually are. She knows there ARE dangers, but I'm not ready just yet to explain them to her.

So true story, her telling me yesterday that someone asked her age, caused me to abandon the laundry I just loaded into the washer, and forget to put the lid on the liquid laundry soap. (New bottle where the cap is the lid. Every kind we've ever had has a spigot, so you don't need to cap it...this one does not) Started the load, had a serious quick talk with her, and then headed out to pick up my boy from school. The whole fucking 3 quart jug spilled apparently during the spin cycle. All over the washer, all over the floor, under, behind and in front of it. Total fucking disaster. 2.5 hours to clean it up, and I don't think it'll ever be fully gone. I could prolly put my hands under water right now, and rub em' and suds would still appear.

Such a fucking mess. Used like 3 rolls of paper towels to "clean it up".

Needless to say, I drank fairly heavily last nite.


Yes, but how did the laundry come out?
 
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