tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Dolemite censored said:
UW @ Madison was my second choice after UC Berkeley. Yes, I'm a liberal.
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Got snitched on twice so far this week.

Crybaby VP: waaaah! moxie said you don't have any time to meet with me this week!
Softass Boss: i know you were trying to push off Mike, but it would be good if I could connect with him, even if it was on the weekend

Orly? Where would you like me to fit him in, dumdum? Fine. You're meeting with him at 7am on Saturday then. And btw - I didn't tell him no, I just gave him options he didn't like.

Crybaby VP2: Can you please ask moxie to prioritize the LRP meetings? She often pushes back on the asks and will only give the time if you (chief of staff) or the boss say it's okay.

THAT'S LITERALLY MY FUCKING JOB, you stupid dolt. Also- tell me which one said it so i can make sure they're lowest on my priority list.

Bitches.
 
moxie said:
Got snitched on twice so far this week.

Crybaby VP: waaaah! moxie said you don't have any time to meet with me this week!
Softass Boss: i know you were trying to push off Mike, but it would be good if I could connect with him, even if it was on the weekend

Orly? Where would you like me to fit him in, dumdum? Fine. You're meeting with him at 7am on Saturday then. And btw - I didn't tell him no, I just gave him options he didn't like.

Crybaby VP2: Can you please ask moxie to prioritize the LRP meetings? She often pushes back on the asks and will only give the time if you (chief of staff) or the boss say it's okay.

THAT'S LITERALLY MY FUCKING JOB, you stupid dolt. Also- tell me which one said it so i can make sure they're lowest on my priority list.

Bitches.
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Sounds like you’re gonna have to be like those gas folks and learn to code.
 
DJ Tebow said:
Sounds like you’re gonna have to be like those gas folks and learn to code.
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Huh. Is that what you heard? Because I heard, "Fuck them crybaby VPs and you keep doing you, gurrrl!"

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Hu War Yu said:
We now have 35 VP's. Organization has about 4,000 employees
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I don't know our total number, but we have 4 different levels: Appointed, Senior, Corporate and Executive. Everyone says, "Aww! Que cute!" about the "appointeds". :laugh:
 
moxie said:
I don't know our total number, but we have 4 different levels: Appointed, Senior, Corporate and Executive. Everyone says, "Aww! Que cute!" about the "appointeds". :laugh:
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Hahah, about like us. I'm "associate" level, which is on par with your appointeds.

We've got Senior, Executive (what's the friggin difference?!?), Regular, and Associate. I think there might be a few "assistant" VP's as well, or they might just be people who are confused about their actual titles
 
DJ Tebow said:
Does your org have 15 “VP”s too?

That shit is a plague everywhere.
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moxie said:
15?! There's 15 on just my boss's staff alone!
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moxie said:
I don't know our total number, but we have 4 different levels: Appointed, Senior, Corporate and Executive. Everyone says, "Aww! Que cute!" about the "appointeds". :laugh:
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At the old Countrywide Home Loans, everyone was a V.P., including the mail room people. I guess they gave the title out so liberally just to make people feel better about themselves, or, more cynically, not to have to pay them overtime.
 
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