How the mighty have fallen Tuesday

you sound paranoid.

do you think playing bocce is going to make you want to fuck men?
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you sound paranoid.

do you think playing bocce is going to make you want to fuck men?
I’m not falling for your tricks.
 
surprisingly the game got down to the last card or 2 in the discard pile with still plenty of strategy involved.
Unlikely to happen like that too often. Good for you.

Last night my wife and I tried out PGA 2K23 (free PSN download this month) - just to get the hang of the controls. I set up a match play game on the expectation that halving or losing a hole would piss her off less than fighting with triple bogeys until she figured things out a little. Didn't quite work as planned. She got salty that I won the match in 10 or 11 holes and she was only able to finish like 2 holes. We played a follow-up 9-hole stroke play and she stuck with me until the 8th; that worked out a little better.
 
you sound paranoid.

do you think playing bocce is going to make you want to fuck men?
bocce ball and lawn bowling are not the same thing
 
are there pins involved?
No, both use a jack as a target

Bocce ball you just throw the ball at it like a wild animal

and lawn bowling you need to roll ball towards jack and play the line since bowls aren't even and curve
 
No, both use a jack as a target

Bocce ball you just throw the ball at it like a wild animal

and lawn bowling you need to roll ball towards jack and play the line since bowls aren't even and curve

IS LAWN BOWLING THE SAME AS BOCCE?​

Bocce and Lawn Bowling are cousins but have some distinct differences. The Bocce Ball is round whereas the Lawn Bowl is round in only one direction and elliptical in the other, giving it a bias and causing it to curve. Second, the Bocce Ball is thrown under hand, like softball, and the Lawn Bowl is rolled. The Bocce court is sand or long grass and usually measures 10 feet by 76 feet. The Lawn Bowling Rink is bent grass and is usually 19 feet by 120 feet. Both play to an object ball called a "Pallino" in Bocce and a "Jack" in Lawn Bowling.


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I didn't realize the lawn "bowl" is not round....
 
they replaced the Lawn bowling ump/ref/official whatever title. A couple people of complained about her

She's every motivated to leave at 8:30 so got quite bitchy with teams that went a little slow.
 
I didn't realize the lawn "bowl" is not round....
it's got a big and little side, you hold ball with small circle in direction you want the ball to curve


what's been frustrating this season, we've lost to teams that just roll the ball straight and it complies. The ball isn't meant to roll straight, but they roll these ugly rolls

But whatever
 
it's got a big and little side, you hold ball with small circle in direction you want the ball to curve


what's been frustrating this season, we've lost to teams that just roll the ball straight and it complies. The ball isn't meant to roll straight, but they roll these ugly rolls

But whatever
do you bring your own balls?
 
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