How You Know When A QB Is Getting Serious

[Wild Turkey]

Joe Burrow sports new look prompted in part by brutal performance in Bengals’ loss

Joe Burrow is distancing himself from his performance in the Cincinnati Bengals' season opening loss on Sunday beginning with a new look this week.

www.foxnews.com

Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow was spotted sporting a new haircut while entering the team’s training facility on Wednesday, just days after his brutal performance in Sunday’s loss to the Cleveland Browns.

When asked by one reporter about when he knows it's time for a visit to the barber, Burrow had a blunt response.

"When you have a game like that on Sunday."


This is how you win Super Bowls by being dedicated to even the smallest of details. Go ahead and engrave the trophy and ink in Burrow for league MVP.

 

[RP-29]

Dude thinks he's Sampson?

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Look good, feel good, play good?

 

[ojb81]

Dude thinks he's Sampson?

 

[RP-29]

Haha, not the Sampson I was referring to, but he probably did hook up with that Sampson after the game on Sunday.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Dude thinks he's Sampson?

Sampson source of power was his hair. Joe knows he is the power.

 

[RP-29]

Sampson source of power was his hair. Joe knows he is the power.

So Joe is actually God?

Spoiler

God was the true source of power for Sampson. God removed that power after Sampson had violated all three aspects of his oath - the last being cutting his hair.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Joe Burrow sports new look prompted in part by brutal performance in Bengals’ loss

Joe Burrow is distancing himself from his performance in the Cincinnati Bengals' season opening loss on Sunday beginning with a new look this week.

www.foxnews.com

Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow was spotted sporting a new haircut while entering the team’s training facility on Wednesday, just days after his brutal performance in Sunday’s loss to the Cleveland Browns.

When asked by one reporter about when he knows it's time for a visit to the barber, Burrow had a blunt response.

"When you have a game like that on Sunday."


This is how you win Super Bowls by being dedicated to even the smallest of details. Go ahead and engrave the trophy and ink in Burrow for league MVP.

Uh, no.

 

[Wild Turkey]

So Joe is actually God?

Spoiler

God was the true source of power for Sampson. God removed that power after Sampson had violated all three aspects of his oath - the last being cutting his hair.

You’re starting to understand now.

 

[fordman84]

So Joe is actually God?

Spoiler

God was the true source of power for Sampson. God removed that power after Sampson had violated all three aspects of his oath - the last being cutting his hair.

So that makes him Rodgers daddy, since Rodgers had that "I shall rise again" crap yesterday.

 

[RP-29]

So that makes him Rodgers daddy, since Rodgers had that "I shall rise again" crap yesterday.

Speaking of that...

The 2024 schedule of opponents for the Jets includes a @NFC North flex game. It already feels destined that the NFL is gonna rig games so that the Packers and Jets finish at the same level in their respective divisions so they can schedule a Rodgers "homecoming" in a Jets uniform to Lambeau on primetime week 1 2024.

 

[Brutus]

Speaking of that...

The 2024 schedule of opponents for the Jets includes a @NFC North flex game. It already feels destined that the NFL is gonna rig games so that the Packers and Jets finish at the same level in their respective divisions so they can schedule a Rodgers "homecoming" in a Jets uniform to Lambeau on primetime week 1 2024.

The whole 2023 season has been engineered for week 1 of the 2024 season tv ratings.

This is a conspiracy I can get behind!

 

[Tharvot]

Dude thinks he's Sampson?