It's time to start the Monday thread

RoyMunson said:
Saturday was dominated by the stupid wedding. It was like attending fat camp. I was wondering if we were going to get turned away because none of us weighed more than 3 bills.
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Sounds like every indoor water park I’ve ever been to.
 
RobBase (c) said:
Sounds like every indoor water park I’ve ever been to.
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We went to Soundwaves at Opryland Hotel earlier this summer and it was actually a decent mix of fatties and MILFs.
 
RoyMunson said:
Does a bear shit in the woods?

There was a lady at the table next to ours whose ass was so big we had to move our table just so the lady sitting behind her could sit down.

In preparation for my next event with these people, I had 2 pieces of cake. In my defense, the layers were different flavors, so you have to try both, right?
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Thank goodness, we haven't had a Douche fat shaming thread in a while.
 
Today needs to end NOW!
 
Looks like I need to buy a new shop vac. Wife just used the one I use to clean my smoker to clean up the litter box.
 
RoyMunson said:
Does a bear shit in the woods?

There was a lady at the table next to ours whose ass was so big we had to move our table just so the lady sitting behind her could sit down.

In preparation for my next event with these people, I had 2 pieces of cake. In my defense, the layers were different flavors, so you have to try both, right?
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yeah, that makes sense
 
Guy Incognito said:
Had a good weekend. Went to Six Flags on Saturday, got to ride a couple of coasters and the kids did some trick or treating. Went to my sister's for smoked brisket after. Yesterday watched the Eagles win and went to an Oktoberfest downtown. Ran into a couple of families from baseball, so our kids had friends to entertain each other.
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Which Six Flags did you go to? There's only like 27 of them. I've been to Georgia.
 
basement bias said:
@Guy Incognito it's going to kill me but your Phils will knock out my Marlins. I think our "studs" are out, not that it would matter anyway. Not sure how we got in honestly.
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They won the WS in 2 of their 3 post season trips and made it to the NLDS in the other. why be so pessimistic going in? acting like you're watching the sixers play in the 2nd round.
 
douggie said:
Which Six Flags did you go to? There's only like 27 of them. I've been to Georgia.
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Great Adventure is like 20 minutes down the road from me.

We went to the one in MD a couple of years ago when the season passes worked at all the parks. Now you have to buy the most expensive one to get entry into all parks, not springing for that.
 
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